Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
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Top comments
mikeman1744 18
That's such a TV show thing to do haha
HerMischief 21
You should have had sex with him! And when your boyfriend asked about it you could have said "Well I thought it was you."
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Comments (92)
nickl01 6
Considering I have a twin brother I need to try this
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Here I am in your life, Here you are in mine. Yes, we have a suite life Most of the time. You and me got the world to see, So come on down. Just me and you, Know what to do. So come on down Is you and me, and me and you We got the whole place to ourselves You and me we got it all for free So come on down This is the suite life We've got a suite life
bchayes91 9
I'm sorry, but that's just hilarious.
AfroFluff 23
looks like their looks is not the only thing they have in common. I am sorry for yoi OP >:
Andrew4965 16
Next date: "Are you ok? It's just that you were so much more fun on our last date!"
Jwaye2 7
I feel this would be perfect to play along with the brother and next time you see your boyfriend thank him for such a great night and tell him he was amazing in bed. The look on his face would be priceless
trey600rr 22
should have seen just how much alike they really are. lol
sallen14 8
I would've slept with him and then at the end said 'tell *bfs name* I said hi!' And slam the door in his face.
sassy2085 16
Just tell your boyfriend that OMG last night was amazing. Watch him freak out. Then say well next time you pull that stunt again I won't be just joking.
helloimandy123 5
*** his bro