Today, my boyfriend's brother and his fiancée decided to preach to me about how I need to read the Bible because I'm agnostic. I'd be fine, if it wasn't coming from two 19-year-olds who dated for 5 months, got pregnant, got engaged, lost the baby, and still wanna get married, "so they don't look bad." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
Today, after agreeing to marry my boyfriend, he started spouting crap about converting to his religion, and how I’d need to take lessons from his mother on how to be a proper wife to him at all times, like, EXCUSE ME, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? DUMPED. See ya later, douchebag. FML
Today, my fiancé and I are house-sitting for my future in-laws for the next 3 weeks. They left a bible in both bedrooms, along with printouts of an article denouncing the "sin" of premarital sex. They're such complete whack-jobs, I wouldn't be surprised if they've set up hidden cameras everywhere too. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
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samuelreza 9
wow. sorry op hypocritical people suck
Lorenzo1102 21
Some people are so hypocritical and have no idea of their stupidity
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samuelreza 9
wow. sorry op hypocritical people suck
Lorenzo1102 21
Some people are so hypocritical and have no idea of their stupidity
Pyneapple 19
Hypocrites are always the most annoying.
Cads1 24
Are you sure they still want to get married to not look bad. They may actually want to get married.
Miss_Mandi 29
People like them are the reason their religion is hated.
HerMischief 21
I've traveled through all of time and space.. I know everything that has ever happened and ever will.. looked under every rock, behind every corner and I've checked every crack in every wall! And no where and I mean NO WHERE have I found evidence of a higher being! (besides myself of course)
rebelbelle 17
did you forsee, your comment getting down voted?
KawaiiPinkie 11
I don't only dislike people who tell people to believe in god, but also atheists like you. I don't care if you don't believe, but that does not mean there is no higher being. Just because they didn't always have proof about the earth being round does not make it flat. You don't always need evidence, and if we base everything out of evidence we will never know everything. The only reason we have evidence of so much is because we start to think, and try to find out how things are! Stop being a know-it-all! For all we know ther might be a god. Maybe every religion is right, maybe no one is right.
Sicxlilsis 16
They shouldn't be preaching to you especially after all that.
rockninja 21
wow the hypocrisy is strong on this one
Nessco 36
Religion: the route of all evil
Tthug 34
Religion is a tool that can be used for good or bad. So is money. So are cars. And weapons. Etc. People that make choices to do harm rather than to do good are where evil comes from.
KawaiiPinkie 11
#28 You are probably the smartest person I've ever seen on the Internet. Thank you.
echarlotte 19
Tell them you worship satan and they might back off
Tthug 34
Or they might try and get holy water and perform an exorcism. Really a gamble on that one.