Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
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Top comments
mikeman1744 18
That's such a TV show thing to do haha
HerMischief 21
You should have had sex with him! And when your boyfriend asked about it you could have said "Well I thought it was you."
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Comments (92)
BamBAmGG 14
It's the thought that counts? At least he tried to not cancel on you again haha
bad_boyfriend 10
You definitely should have become extremely aggressive sexually, until he admitted he wasn't our bf.
blanky2 3
As Taylor Swift and Boys Like Girls say, "Two is better than one."
worldclassrager 41
Girls are always more observant...they should have known that wasn't doing to work
Badkarma4u 17
That's why twins freak me out. The whole concept of two physically identical people is creepy.
lulinator 40
What I'm finding concerning, is why the boyfriend felt he needed to do this? Maybe OP has freaked out at him for canceling dates due to work, which really isn't his fault. And he's afraid of her reaction if he does it again. Nothing like fear to make you do hilarious things like this.
slimguy101 15
I wish he's reading this!
Ishilied 11
I've always been able to tell twins apart--the ones I've known found it very unsettling. Anyway, it was kinda sweet of your boyfriend to try not to disappoint you.
ohkay12 11
At least he tried? No? okay.
Sciath13 14
Clearly neither got the brains :-P