KO
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
naughtymommy0317
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
Anonymous
Atwater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Anonymous
Loughton, United Kingdom
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
righthook
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The heat of the moment
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Tanisha Skye Regeling
Night terrors
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Romantic gestures
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
manhandled
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
It's just a flesh wound!
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Boom, headshot!
Today, my boyfriend headbutted me during sex. This wouldn't be so bad if it was the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Anonymous
Ageo, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
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turdoblast 21
could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt
ktm71125 19
Headbutt him back
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Comments (71)
diving_fml 30
better facebook it to make that offical
mattrd_fml 31
At least he didn't actually knock you out!
annie917 15
I think he wanted to try something new and "accidentally" headbutted you nearly unconscious to do it.
oJoy 11
this has happened to me plenty of times XD
Khaleesi_26 30
For some reason while reading this FML, I thought of mortal combat right away "Finish her". But on another note, just put an ice pack on it and you'll be fine OP!
rogerover 19
Must have been really getting into it. Whole body thrusting! How's your kitty?
megryan08 11
I wrote one earlier that was rejected. (Said it was too similar) My husband actually knocked me unconscious... FML! lol
cheshirecat13242 32
He probably still finished :-)
gOth_bb 5
haha my boyfriend did the same thing to me...he bruised my chin and I left a gash on his forehead
SystemofaBlink41 27
That's a hard chin you got there!
gOth_bb 5
Haha as he hit my chin my teeth dug into his forehead...
sigaweeds 7
Unconscious or not I bet he would of finished