KO
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
naughtymommy0317
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
Anonymous
Atwater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Anonymous
Loughton, United Kingdom
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
righthook
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The heat of the moment
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Tanisha Skye Regeling
Night terrors
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Romantic gestures
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
manhandled
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
It's just a flesh wound!
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Boom, headshot!
Today, my boyfriend headbutted me during sex. This wouldn't be so bad if it was the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Anonymous
Ageo, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Top comments
turdoblast 21
could've been worse. he could've accidentally headed your butt
ktm71125 19
Headbutt him back
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Comments (71)
Kevinkill70 14
K.O.
DogeMan 14
U might want to tell him to tone it down a little and go easier on u
GraceyGirl523 9
I'm constantly kneeing my boyfriend in the face xD
worldclassrager 41
Does He Like Heavy Metal? A Headbanger At All Times...Even During The Intimate Times Either Way If There Was Music Playing Its Best To Probably Drop It
demonfacee 14
This should be a new Sex Sent Me To The ER episode
amandakris 11
I wish I could give head that good
MrsKilown 20
On the bright side at least you still have sex with your husband..
pawelthink 14
"KO" is the perfect word for this, just sayin
HeyItsCJ31 4
Hey, at least he didn't donkey punch you...
Katthebamf 29
Damn girl I'm sorry to hear that even though picturing it made me nearly cry with laughter