Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of taking me to the doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Mom of the year
Today, I told my mom that I'd vomited blood. She simply said, “Good” and went back to watching TV. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I was at my mom's when I suddenly doubled over in pain. It was so bad that I begging to be taken to the hospital, just when her dog started coughing. She immediately ran to her dog, asked if she was OK, saying that she hates to see anyone she loves in pain. I sat there hunched over in disbelief. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Man up
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Great job, Mom!
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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zingline89 18
Hope you're feline better.
nickharbut 6
I hope you're alright. :/
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nickharbut 6
I hope you're alright. :/
nerobluerose 10
Well when you get older you will move out. Odds are the cat will spend its' entire life with your mother until it dies.
monicadempsy 5
I hope you were not serious.
OneNightStan 2
What you need to do is stop smoking! Ummm kay!
cookeemonster 7
Don't assume things like that and then blame OP for something they probably didn't do smart ass. OP is in school, and probably doesn't smoke. Did it say they smoke? No, so just shut the **** up
CobraKitNu 7
At least she has a great username.
OneNightStan 2
Shit just got real
Clozzie 0
OMG! I spat up blood today too! But fortunately i was allowed to go to the hospital! Sucks to be you x
nickharbut 6
Why did you cough up blood?
danny1023 0
Sounds like she has TB
omarzrgz 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well, the cat did get sick first so...
yahoowizard 16
That's easy to say when you're not the one spitting up blood
twilightluvr101 4
Hmmm, lets see Cat...or SON?!?! U decide.
FranzFerdinand 18
I dunno, I thought it was a joke… not a hilarious joke or anything, but still a joke. /:
funnyman227 0
You sicken me.
omarzrgz 3
68- Yup it was a JOKE, I know a bad one but still a joke.
ohmandapants 17
67- her SON has nothing to do with this. If she even has one
h8rs_get_at_me 4
OP's a girl
twilightluvr101 4
My mistake I didn't see the pink sign on the corner, sorry :-P
cmyk 19
Your mum sucks.. How can she possibly think coughing blood is ok?! Or does she think it's the cat's blood, and you trying to steal it's thunder..?
LookOnBrightSide 12
Some parents are complete idiots. My parents always refuse to take me to the doctor and I usually have to wait out my sickness for a week, while they make me go to school. I feel bad for you OP. I sincerely hope you get better.
R3TROxLOV3 32
My mother does the same thing. I had terrible food poisoning and she still sent me to school and refused to pick me up after I threw up 4 times. Apparently I was "faking it."
kate1238 9
Once I spit up blood and my mom made me go to school to luckily it was nothing to bad
Michyxo 14
You can call 911. Can the cat?
THE_A_TEEN 28
So because a Human is more evolved than a cat, the cat deserves special treatment while our own flesh and blood has to fend for themselves? I don't get your logic, bro.
Bladian 5
Please, never procreate.
Pentium_4 27
unfortunately only dogs can, haven't you seen that meme?
Michyxo 14
Yes. I am 100% serious. People should not be helped by their parents. That would be a crazy notion. I figured posting yet another comment only saying I hope the op is okay would be boring, so I tried to make a dry comment. I'm sorry you guys really think people are ever that heartless.
Rinat_fml 26
Don't you worry 82, you are still like anyone else, your effort on trying to be different is hilarious. And FYL for comparing us humans with animals.
Michyxo 14
Yes, it was a bad attempt at a joke. I should have just accepted it and moved on rather than try to defend it. My apologies. I didn't mean people to take it seriously, but that didn't come across. I do hope the OP is alright though. :)
ankoku 2
I bet 5's picture is only the tip of the iceberg
Llama_Face89 34
82- so OP should call 911 and pay the ungodly ambulance bill? I think it's $700 for a trip to the hospital where I am.
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
Probably the parent(s) would have to pay if OP is under 18 and jobless. Serve the mother right.
1happymummy 14
My mum loves the cat more too.
Honestly_Lainey 21
Cat people -_-
zingline89 18
Hope you're feline better.
aerogxt 7
Win
clumsychik 1
I should think of a pun, but I just cat do it.
poisonflower 6
Don't worry nobody's purrfect.
xChaos 29
Hey, 75: don't be a pussy
Mpii 11
I'm still waiting for a follow up. What happened? Cat got your tongue?
Sumo69 9
Mom knows best besides just a little blood your body makes that stuff every day
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, but coughing up blood is never a good sign. Even worse if it comes with chest pains.
Sumo69 9
If I went to the doctor every time I coughed up a little blood I have to get my mail sent there
THE_A_TEEN 28
What do you have? It sounds like it happens frequently.
Furrywhiplash 14
I'm guessing he has a chronic punch-to-the-chest syndrome. Because I know that is what I want to do to him every time I read his comments...
Sumo69 9
Lol good one
ImTheAlpha 30
Coughing up blood can be a sign of deep problems that deal with the heart, lungs, ribs, all sorts of important stuff. A friend of mine coughed up blood one day and couldn't breathe, and she was diagnosed with a serious heart disease.
h8rs_get_at_me 4
why is everyone thumbing down sumo? i lol'd at his comments.. this guy's ******* jokes
devincooper6 1
If you cough up blood regularly there is something wrong with you, unless you live in an anime. But since that's impossible I recommend you go to a freaking doctor
SobrietyKills 14
Recently my school has been having a tuberculosis outbreak and I read in a pamphlet that coughing up blood and chest pain are two of the symptoms. Hope this isn't anything too bad, either way fyl D:
Michael_92 20
Umm if you haven't been to a doctor yet I suggest you go asap!!
coried91 28
Really?! Good thing you cleared that up for him! Man he would be so lost without your help.
coried91 28
*her
Michael_92 20
Thanks I do what I can.
baronsmommy 14
Cut from the same cloth as mine; she sent my brother to the school nurse for a broken hand and I ended up with a ruptured appendix bc she didn't want to take me to the ER...well if you survive you'll always have ammo for a guilt trip smh
GrahamAker 3
if my parents did that I would steal money every chance I get. That sucks.