Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Grammie!
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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freddie_fml 0
Uh... maybe that's the kind of comment you want to make to your mom when you are alone with her instead of airing dirty laundry like that in front of the whole family? You deserved that one.
toenails 0
People blame their parents for being bad parents but the question is, how great of a child are you?
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Comments (79)
SunShine1246 0
sigh.. I did that and then as soon as my mum said that my family was on the floor laughing. they wouldnt stop. just dont choose to have a verbal fight with family or elders and youll be good
Lanni 0
SNAP! ur mom totally owned you with that one )'.'( TEEHEE
12mp04 0
She just proved your point =/
evie880 0
in front of the whole fam? come on dude, shes ur mom.
ertw 0
she might not be a good mom, but you are a horrible child. you dont have to like her, but respect her enough to confront her in private rather tahn enough of everyone, at least that way when she burns ur ass with a comment like that no one else is going to hear it lol. also, do you know the first thing about confrontation? I'm guessing not, otherwise you would know that yelling at someone generally isn't the best way to get your point across
overdriven07 0
Seems like everyone who is saying "oh man what a bitchy mom she sucks punch her!!!1!" is just a bratty teenager. I say good for the mom in this case. I think that was a pretty good response to being told she's a "shitty parent". She put you in your place, and to me, that's hilarious. Bratty teenagers need to be put in their place more often.
dan81892 2
i think you need some ice for that third degree burn! you have to learn that yelling at your parents never works, all it does is make you look like an ass. plus your mom sounds awesome, lol.
THE_TRUTH_HURTS 0
Man, back in the days my mom woulda whooped my ass with whatever object she found, followed by my dad delivering a swift kick to my ass. Holy shit you need to be more respectful to your parents cause from the looks of things, FYL for being so spoiled. And find some friends, thats a double FYL.
overdriven07 0
lol #64, well said.
talkandplay326 0
With a response like that, she isn't a good parent. No offense