Today, I told my husband that if he wanted any chance of salvaging our marriage, we would have to go to counseling and he must cut ALL ties with the woman he had an affair with. The sniveling worm actually had the audacity to ask, “If we stop the sex, can I still stay friends with her?” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Today, I told my husband to stop his friendship with our neighbor’s 17 year-old daughter. They claim they just play video games together, but lately he’s been uninterested in sex and barely shows me any affection. He vehemently said, “It’s not like we’re fucking or anything! Chill!” and stormed out of the house. FML
Today, the woman that I left my wife for told me she just wanted me for sex and not a long-term relationship. I pleaded on my knees to my wife to take me back and rekindle our marriage and even suggested counseling. I even brought her roses. She slapped me with the roses and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, after a nasty fight with my military husband, which resulted in mandatory marriage counseling, he told me we needed to talk about the fight. Not talk it over and apologize; talk it over so our stories are consistent when we see the therapist. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
He doesn't deserve to be blessed with a second chance. Guessing by your profile name, you already know what time it is. Life is tough, and adultery shall not be tolerated. You're too good of a madam for even giving the chance of counseling. Move on without him.
Laura Taylor 2
Sounds like a great man..why even try and hold on to a man like that. let him be HER problem. He'll do the same with her. If a man cheats WITH you, he'll cheat ON you.
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cuz803 46
He doesn't deserve to be blessed with a second chance. Guessing by your profile name, you already know what time it is. Life is tough, and adultery shall not be tolerated. You're too good of a madam for even giving the chance of counseling. Move on without him.
Laura Taylor 2
Sounds like a great man..why even try and hold on to a man like that. let him be HER problem. He'll do the same with her. If a man cheats WITH you, he'll cheat ON you.
RichardPencil 32
See my ninja advice from earlier today. It's a cheaper and more effective way to save your marriage. Heck, you might even profit if you sell the weapons on the dark web.
Hangryko 32
Just divorce him and get him for alimony, breach of contract, emotional distress, and child support if you have kids. He's put you through enough already.
analise1998 25
your fault for actually being willing to stay with him
juggalo2 22
That's actually remarkably honest for an unfaithful spouse. You should be glad he is making your decision so clear.
Brightside86 31
If my wife called me a sniveling worm, i'd cheat on her to.
Hangryko 32
Let me guess: Single, right?
likely_jungle 9
Get rid of him.