Kevin
United Kingdom
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insurgent
Antwerpen, Belgium
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Anon
Tracy, United States
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Emily
Mission Viejo, United States
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
mrdave
Canada
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Casden
United States
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Anonymous
United States
Fake it til you make it
Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
sad
United States
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Anonymous
Denied
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
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SimmoRocks 1
Your NECK?
GrammarNaziFTW 0
Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.
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Comments (184)
bubo_fml 11
1-800-IMA-DORK
Pslcybn5 7
Why on your neck?? Idiot...
Calyx_fml 22
867-5309
Arch27 27
When the back of your hand is already full of fake numbers, resort to your neck!
cthomb 0
So, can I have the number? ;) h4h4
mama8809 0
On your neck really that's a red flag saying I did it who would wright there number on a neck ummmmm ok
ieatmusicxD 0
Write* smart stuff
Serythvalker 7
The only person you're lying to is yourself.
structuredchaoz 4
Dude. You need to just get some balls and ask out a girl. Try lowering your standards. A lot of chubby chics are sex starved and turn into wild animals in bed
Nukey 2
You know why girls never hit on you? Because you do pitiful crap like writting fake numbers on your neck. :/
Ttbomb 0
Your a lame ass really your neck I never seen some one walk around with a phone number on there neck your as lame as they get