Kevin
United Kingdom
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insurgent
Antwerpen, Belgium
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Anon
Tracy, United States
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Emily
Mission Viejo, United States
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
mrdave
Canada
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Casden
United States
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Anonymous
United States
Fake it til you make it
Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
sad
United States
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Anonymous
Denied
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
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SimmoRocks 1
Your NECK?
GrammarNaziFTW 0
Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.
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BighornB 0
On your neck? Are you ******* stupid or something!
enonymous 9
I called and asked for Jenny. She's not home!!! Was 867 5309 correct?
Adman567 9
I love how #6 has only negative thumbs up :P
Egnar 19
The FML is that you kept a phone number on your neck all day while people laughed at you. which implies you either don't have a cellphone [which is understandable but still very cheap if you don't go with crazy extras] or that you were too stupid to use your cellphone to input your number. If you absolutely need to write a number down on your body you do it somewhere people won't normally see it, like an arm. . .
drawmesunshine 17
I totally agree. If I asked a girl for her number, I would definitely accept neck-digits. It sounds sexy.
Egnar 19
No I probably wouldn't - I don't know about you but I tend to date more upstanding women. If a girl is going to get that close to my neck chances are I already have her phone number. Or she's "easy" and I probably wouldn't want to call her back anyway. In that very slim chance where I would find this acceptable (maybe it's an extension of a joke we made, or whatever) the first thing I would do after she left would be to find a restroom, copy down the number and wash it off.
xcarxcrashx 9
74 you sound like a big dork
Senior29 8
Bet someone tried the number and found out its a fake. Use your brain you idiot :p
steviesnm 6
Sure, because whenever I see someone with a number on their neck, I call it. That's common sense isn't it? People like you shouldn't be throwing the word idiot around.
cicpjaky 6
You should let him borrow yours cuz apparently, you're not using it
iPhoneenohPi 3
You don't need to try to prove anything to anyone, OP.
sseberly 11
And this is a guy? Smh...
sseberly 11
I'm also wondering how awkward this would be if it really did happen. I typically don't let people write on my neck
rexgar2000 10
did you write it in your diary too?
MsMeiriona 2
What kind of moron writes a phone number on a person's NECK?
orphinz 3
You think that cool today i robbed a bank, kidnapped jedward, wrote a new national anthem, made a hit movie, and ate a grape.... Your move