anon
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Collection
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Amanda Ross
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Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Pauline
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Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Elis
United States
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United Kingdom
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peppergirl
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Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
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OochenSnoochen 15
shoulda flashed him and said you wish.
abceasyas123abc 12
Study hard and prove him/her wrong. Success is the best revenge, OP!
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lmaoatall 6
your teachers a smart ass. hahaha.
Tuesdays76 0
when you make it to Stanford rub it in his face. So hopefully you have good grades, or else he was right.
krissyc39 0
Did she say it in Spanish?
kassieleigh 3
That was my first thought..
ico2 2
I have no idea what would possess you to wear such a shirt unless you attend (or previously attended) the institution in question.
Tuesdays76 0
Or planning to attend.
SirEBC 7
Then you're a moron. There a plenty of reasons. That's like saying "you can't wear a sports jersey unless you play for or have previously played for that team."
SirEBC 7
*are
DocBastard 40
Ico2 - try this on for size: 1) OP's parent attended Stanford 2) OP's sibling attended Stanford 3) OP is a fan of Stanford sports teams 4) OP lives down the street from Stanford 5) OP's last name is Stanford 6) OP got the shirt as a gift Yeah, I can't think of a single reason either.
thatonename 7
the doc is feeling a little uppity today huh? p.s. I like it. it's very entertaining.
Monikabug 9
Perhaps they are a fan of their athletics department. It wouldn't surprise me.
notquite69 0
Your teacher should know.
calvin10 0
hahahaha!!! OWNED!!!!
Ren_Baby 0
Tell your principal (s)he is affecting your self confidence and emotionally abusive towards you. Get him/her fired.
dc4 12
That's a huge overreaction
oblio 0
do you want a warm bottle if milk or your pacifier, you pathetic little baby? I hope this was a joke.
Ren_Baby 0
44- and posting an fml about it isn't? Instead of complaining to the Internet why not complain to someone who can do something about it?
OochenSnoochen 15
Ren you vindictive cockroach, that job is his livelihood. Why would you try to potentially ruin someone over a few words.
CheckMyProfile 17
maybe you have a low grades?
xrainbowshadowx 17
Get accepted into Standford, then slam your acceptance letter on his desk and flip him off on the last day of school (:
Bassmasterclassi 2
you should've said, "you too punta."
mygreenhoodie 0
you too point?
marriiee_fml 0
LMFAAOO 56. WIN
marriiee_fml 0
33 clearly failed spanish.
marriiee_fml 0
same shit ..
kinga08 0
I doubt a typical high school Spanish course teaches curse words such as puta, verga, etc...
Bassmasterclassi 2
I think we all get the point of what I was trying to say.
teh1313 2
I believe u were going for "puta"