anon
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Amanda Ross
United States
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Box fresh
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Pauline
Cool
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Elis
United States
Just dependa things
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
art_major
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
peppergirl
Sewing project
Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
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OochenSnoochen 15
shoulda flashed him and said you wish.
abceasyas123abc 12
Study hard and prove him/her wrong. Success is the best revenge, OP!
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hotchick90037 3
haha that's funny my Spanish teacher is always telling me I would be an excellent candidate for a major college like that
manzanita2121 6
way to rub it in.
iranoutofnames 6
says the deadbeat highschool Spanish teacher. **** off
skitzofreniks 5
that's ok, I own Harvard, Yale, and Princeton shirts to make me look successful.
kinga08 0
I never understood this mentality, and it kind of pisses me off. You DO NOT have to attend an Ivy League or top notch college to be successful. Nor are you stupid for not attending an Ivy League. Some people can't afford those schools, so they go else where. All you get out of it is a pretty piece of paper with a well known name and student loans equal to the value of a mortgage before you've even considered graduate school and started your life. 82, even if you're being sarcastic, there are plenty of people that really think this way.
belieber6 0
Haha my sis goes there!!!!!
Stork089 3
What? He is a Spanish teacher he probably got his teachers certificate from taco bell who the hell is he to tell u what school u can go to?
DocBastard 40
Haha! It's funny because all Spanish speakers are Mexican and/or work in Taco Bell! LOLOLLOLOLOOLOOOOOOOOL No seriously go **** yourself in the ass with one of gayboii's pens. It's already pre-lubricated with his saliva.
yuggi1 11
...If he puts it in his mouth he could also put it in his arsehole. So it would have double the lubrication.
Shans021 4
your teacher is a bitch, my one high school teacher told me i was the type of person to not be able to get better than a 65%, ive graduated college, got on the deans honour roll all three years, and onto the presidents honour roll, my lowest average is an A, and I have a GPA of 4.08, **** your teacher and prove him/her wrong.
sparxva 12
I've never heard of Stanford College, is it anywhere near as prestigious as Stanford University in northern California? Ydi
risikatiger 3
I was going to say something similar. I think the teacher has a point if the student can't even get the name right...
sparxva 12
20 - I wear mine on laundry day. It is just a sweatshirt after all. Now what would be funny would be to wear a shirt that just says 'Universidad' like John Belushi's shirt in Animal House.
jenna5960 7
I kinda wanna say you deserve it since obviously you are a poor student but that teacher still shouldn't be so rude and if I were you I would complain. There is such a thing as antibullying and it applies to teachers too.
ex_stripper_jk 20
Did he at least reply en español?