anon
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Amanda Ross
United States
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Box fresh
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Pauline
Cool
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Elis
United States
Just dependa things
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
art_major
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
peppergirl
Sewing project
Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
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OochenSnoochen 15
shoulda flashed him and said you wish.
abceasyas123abc 12
Study hard and prove him/her wrong. Success is the best revenge, OP!
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bigojac2000 0
def the largest a**hole for that
perdix 31
You should tell her "Embrasse mon cul, schweinhund!" She'll be totally pwned, and you'll be on Stanford's Dean's List in no time, that is, the dean's list of delusional rejectees who are persona non grata on campus.
aardvarkish 17
Is that some sub-dialectic Alsacian?
DocBastard 40
Nope. That's Perdixian, but there's only one native speaker left in the world.
dc4 12
So what?
sourgirl101 29
Que desea! Translated Lol
aurasaura 0
it was totally Mr. Chang from Community.
aardvarkish 17
Should have studied French.
cmoneyybh 0
u should take her advise and quit dreaming hah
Boomer21 0
He's a dick. Sorry OP that's pretty rude.
pitchblease 2
obviously someone doesn't inspire confidence
disgruntledyouth 0
hahaha I hate it when people wear these shirts when they don't have a chance in hell of going to that university. I admire your teacher's courage