anon
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Amanda Ross
United States
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Box fresh
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Pauline
Cool
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Elis
United States
Just dependa things
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
art_major
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
peppergirl
Sewing project
Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
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OochenSnoochen 15
shoulda flashed him and said you wish.
abceasyas123abc 12
Study hard and prove him/her wrong. Success is the best revenge, OP!
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Comments (156)
crazyrunnergirl 7
you should if looked her up and down and said "and i'm sure you wish you were attractive, but some things just never happen, do they?"
transquilivent 0
aha loser
jjfml55555 0
**** HIM/HER!!!
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
I would have grinded on him, winked and said "you wish douche."
girlylaxfool 3
i woulda punched him so hard, so fast
Moneymaker22 0
wow fyl, laugh at him if you get to Stanford
akura08 0
=(
eradonnes 0
dude mexicans r douches
SpilltMilk2 0
Tell that bitch that he/she is a nobody, they're a Spanish public high school teacher. Spanish isn't even a core class.
Mewzakuro240 0
Did the teacher at least say it in Spanish?