Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I recently found out that I have a uterus and ovaries, even though I was born male. I told my doctor about my monthly pain, he did some blood tests and body scans, and then told me I have a uterus and ovaries but no vagina or birth canal. That explains my monthly pains since my teen years. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML
Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I went to hospital for a potential stomach bug. According to a CT scan, I also found out that I have uterine fibroids as well. Yay for being a woman. FML
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
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Isaac Shields 9
my type of woman
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet she said "too," or she would have been a crap teacher!
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Isaac Shields 9
my type of woman
jbuckets_404 39
One that's always in too much pain to ever have sex with you? That sounds like a win for her partner-wise.
genuinegoodguy 9
Nothing wrong at all then 😁
jbuckets_404 39
One that's always in too much pain to ever have sex with you? That sounds like a win for her partner-wise.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I never thought I'd say this to a woman, but you need to ********** less.
RichardPencil 32
You need to get laid.
jobekka 20
my teacher told my class at least once a week, that you could never do it to often. it was very awkward for a bunch of 13 year olds.
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet she said "too," or she would have been a crap teacher!
jbuckets_404 39
Maybe "often" is the name that she gave her hoo-ha.
bobsanction 18
Just how damn hard are you flicking it?
jbuckets_404 39
Flicking it too hard would be painful. She's flicking it for too long (per elapsed time) per session too frequently.
revolutionbabe 15
stretch before you ******. It wont hurt as much. and get a air pulse toy.
jbuckets_404 39
Stretch which muscles in which joints and limbs?
Marcella1016 32
Why do they call it “flicking” the bean? Shouldn’t it be “rubbing the bean” or even “rubbing one out” to borrow from male terminology? Or...wait am I doing it wrong?
jbuckets_404 39
Try using as many different motions with varying amounts of pressure as possible until you find your favorites!
Marcella1016 32
What’s up with the YDI votes? Sucks she had to shell out all that time and money over something that turned out to be sore muscles. But OP at least you have your peace of mind! Flick away and think of how ripped your ovaries are gonna be (as in muscular. Slow down if you’re actually causing damage).
jbuckets_404 39
Ovaries themselves don't have muscles.
Kea O'Callaghan 3
Maybe this is just me being paranoid after a whole line of BS gynecologists refused to take me seriously because of non-standard PCOS symptoms, but it smells like “female hysteria” category phooey to me. Get another opinion. And then a third, just to be sure.