Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML
Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
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magentaballoon15 8
now that's a shitty situation
Garyy_fml 11
and there's 5.) The assholes who see the overused pun, and wants to be a *****, so they point it out.
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Comments (54)
cpcoyles 2
why is your 6 year old still in diapers?!
ElphabaLives 4
The kid is two. It says "my two year old". Where did you get six from?
FatMan23 10
Why is a 2 year old still in diapers. I was trained when I was 1 like everyone else in my family.
demczyss 8
I highly doubt that you were potty trained by one. Someone is lying to you.
heatherewf 0
just wait till she starts drawing on the walls with her poop. my twins used to throw their poop at each other too. fun times!
Norbury 6
LOL - as the father of a 2 1/2 y.o. I'm trying to imagine how calm I'd be able to stay in that situation! And I'm glad we haven't taken the sides off the cotbed yet.
majorbob10 0
that's what I call... *puts on glasses over glasses a shitty morning YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
tayfehrenbachxo 0
we all poop sometimes.
SecretlyEvil9792 22
FYL.
cliftongirl1022 5
That sounds like... *Puts on glasses*...A shitty day. YEAAAAHHH!!!
Nudi_fml 13
How exactly does a two year old "decide not to wear a diaper"? One would think thats up to you or your partner, eh? Ydi
1happymummy 14
Kids can take them off you know? My daughter untapes hers.
DivineSunshine 1
You may have just had a potty training breakthrough. Embrace her excitement and show her the potty.