Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML
Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
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magentaballoon15 8
now that's a shitty situation
Garyy_fml 11
and there's 5.) The assholes who see the overused pun, and wants to be a *****, so they point it out.
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Comments (54)
greekdk15 0
my aunt has three babies that take a shitt wherever, I think her problem's worse.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
That kid is awesome!!
numbergirl 7
I remember when my niece was going through potty training. She got up one night and came crying to me. I held her and tried to get her to calm down. Turns out she needed to use the restroom, she peed on me. 9 yrs later, she thinks it's funny.
ReynshineCutting 10
All you people saying she should be potty trained at that age clearly haven't been around toddlers. The earliest you even start potty training is at 2 and many parents wait until their kid is 3. Even when potty trained they still need to sleep in a diaper or pull ups for awhile. Also, you don't potty train kids while they're going through a major life change so sometimes that delays it and maybe that's the situation here. So unless you have kids or have siblings with kids you see regularly or something, shut up.
GuessWhatKids 13
Same here. No cocaine, though. I'm on parole.
carmelsunkiss 0
cute
fluffy_nuggets 0
I do that every morning. Big deal
Sparx1_1 16
We all have one horrible poop story about our kids. Congratulations, you now have yours. In a few years you'll think it's funny.
lolwtfwasthat 0
kinda cute actually :3
xforestx 0
Erm.....yeah....shit coffee....great....ha ha....