Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML
Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
magentaballoon15 8
now that's a shitty situation
Garyy_fml 11
and there's 5.) The assholes who see the overused pun, and wants to be a *****, so they point it out.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (54)
Eringobrag88 0
Oh, we're used to it, I thought it was funny after the fact, shitty to wake up to though, :)
MrXerxes5 6
Kids are evil.
LizzJizz 16
Potty training time :o
ItzKymra 0
Time for potty training. I was potty trained at age 2(:
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
well done! -_-
ladybugobgyn 0
Would you like a cookie for that? Jesus, of all the things to brag about, you pick something you don't remember?
Liveurlife123 0
haha oh that sucks. lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololilolilololololololololololololololololol yummy...... jk
Liveurlife123 0
ya I reply to my own comments. ;)
PSQ91 6
Desperate much?
datgamerchick 14
you're pathetic.
krista2009 0
I wish I was cool enough to do that
Liveurlife123 0
ya u do
mag4dust 0
ain't kids so fun :) lmao have fun cleaning up the mess. fyl
shyxx 0
What 2 year old do you know that doesn't still need a diaper at night? especially if they just turned 2.
jane79 0
she is probally in the process of potty training, and it does not happen over night. It takes time and they usually wear a diapers at night for awhile.
blinkingstarlet 15
two year olds should be potty trained.
cheer_coach 0
most kids aren't potty trained til about 3.
sweetbabysweet93 10
and you should be less ugly
Norbury 6
Even if you do manage to potty train at 2 I guarantee there will be accidents.
Bananaque 0
YDI for not having that kid potty trained.
shyxx 0
You obviously haven't potty trained many kids.
lemonsquid 6
yum. now tell her to eat her poop.
sweetassugar2 0
that's actually kinda cute :P