Today, someone asked me a question and I responded with, “What?” They said, “Are you deaf as well as stupid!?” then punched me in the throat. I’m actually hard of hearing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
Today, I was having a conversation with my husband when our daughter walked in and shouted at us, “For god's sake, will you two either stop shouting or buy some fucking hearing aids.” That’s when we realised we might be going deaf, given that we've been saying “Pardon?” or “What?” without noticing. FML
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I’m hard of hearing and rely partly on lip-reading. At a grocery store, the cashier asked me something I didn’t quite catch, so I smiled and nodded. Apparently, she had asked if I wanted to donate to a charity, so I ended up donating a couple of bucks to a cause I still don’t know the name of. FML
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Vesi 30
WTF is with people getting physical over stupid things? Why is assault suddenly acceptable? People *really* need to get their $#!t together.
cuz803 46
Did you punch him back?!?! Is there surveillance around the the area of the attack? Gonna sue? Again...please tell me you punched him right the **** back...
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Comments (4)
Vesi 30
WTF is with people getting physical over stupid things? Why is assault suddenly acceptable? People *really* need to get their $#!t together.
cuz803 46
Did you punch him back?!?! Is there surveillance around the the area of the attack? Gonna sue? Again...please tell me you punched him right the **** back...
Gubbon 17
Maybe you should have said "pardon" instead.
RichardPencil 32
I think the question everyone has is: Are you stupid? We got the deaf part but you left us hanging with the stupid part.