Timmeeh
Caldicot, United Kingdom
Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML
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whatadaydanny 12
I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...
lukep135 6
That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids
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Rocky007 15
Keeper!
Futacy 30
Let's just hope she never has kids, we don't want the world's average IQ to get even lower.
metaphoristic 8
Seems like natural selection has taken a bit of a vacation from the lack of intelligent people :/
Futacy 30
I predict a large number of comments containing the phrase "dump her"
mduffy08 8
No, eat her soul. Then she can't reincarnate.
theten_fml 9
Hopefully her looks made up for the lack of intelligence.
Hockeyboy4280 18
She doesn't sound real wise, not a whole lot of wisdom.
GypsyRover 0
Maybe she likes to swallow. Lol
Tuffay 14
I agree... Marry her! Someone has to jump on the Grenade.
annie_nk 23
Nobody, especially Noor, noticed 1's picture?
annie_nk 23
Ignore my comment. I'm on my phone and sometimes pictures go to the wrong profile. Facepalm.
Inheritance 10
What has this world come too..?
UpAllNight_862 6
isn't it ironic how your icon matches your comment so well...(:
Inheritance 10
I very much agree.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I know, right... People don't even know the difference between "too" and "to".
bubina 14
30 - well aren't you a clever clogs. You must feel so smart being a dick nitpicking others' mistakes.
Pandacupcakelove 26
33- It was just a joke.. Chill.
Inheritance 10
Ig I've used the wrong use of 'to(o)' I apologize. I've been told to you use this version, so idk.
c0c0_fml 16
33 - One of the only situations that doesn't make you a "dick" for being a grammar nazi is correcting a person who was making fun of someone's intelligence but obviously failed at it.
docscientist 10
Too many people are still scientifically incompetent. It's not exactly the best position to be in today and it handicaps humanity's progress.
YacL 15
2 - People who don't know how genetics work, apparently.
Prolux_fml 23
38- It's not "I've been told to use this version, so idk" maybe just try to learn your homophones that most people know by grade 3?
toofacedaddict 4
The end
Lenho 26
69 - LaMarck FTW :P
Inheritance 10
Jesus, I'm using so much incorrect grammar. I apologize yet again..
whatadaydanny 12
I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...
petshark 4
mmmh clever :)
TourettesGuyFTW 26
There is, but I canine seem to find it.
lukep135 6
That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids
swankmrpancake 8
Was that the first bit of wisdom that ever came out of her mouth? Edit: This was supposed to be its own reply not sure why it ended up here
beccaishereyay 11
Smart thinking. I wear colored contacts now because I want my kids to have blue eyes.
metaphoristic 8
Good idea, 22. I just got my hair dyed so that my kids wont have to struggle with my bland, mousy brown hair.
Soloman212 28
Great foresight. I had a vasectomy, to prevent my future children
annie_nk 23
47 - And gingers dye their hair so they can get souls!
omgthatsosuppera 4
Lets just hope the kids don't have the same brain as her.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
What brain? She doesn't have one. LoL
docscientist 10
Yeah, she has nothing to pass on. What's to worry about?
olpally 33
Common sense isn't so common anymore... good lord... Lmao...
darwinism 30
Tell her to continue her good deeds. She still has her apendix and tonsils that need removing for the sake of her kids! I will be happy to give her a Darwin Award for her contributions!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Might as well get her tubes tied now so her kids don't come out pregnant, I'd say it's a win-win..
OhDearBetrayal 25
25- The win... It is strong in this one.
gc327072 31
It's ok to get a baby pregnant, but one must be careful not to get the baby's baby pregnant, as this can lead to complications like infinite loop.
ClassyCommando 13
Darwin Award? More like Lamarck Award.
bRower 3
98- as a bio nerd, I appreciated your comment very much.
mikeymayhem_87 15
I am pretty sure it doesn't work that way. But I have only one wisdom tooth so far, so who am I to judge? *shrug*
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I had 7. Beatcha. XD
MalloryKnox 8
7?? Jeez, I didn't even know that was possible! Probably because my wisdom teeth haven't come in at all.. I guess I'm not too bright
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yeah, it's definitely possible. I guess any more than the 4 normal wisdom teeth are called something different, but they're essentially just extra wisdom teeth. Before I went into the surgery, my X-rays showed 6, but the X-rays had been taken 2 years before that and after the surgery (which was this past June), my mom was informed that they had to remove 7 instead of 6! :O The surgeon also said that 7 is uncommon but not unheard of, and he's had to remove as many as 16 from one person before! 0.0
misspulkadot24 17
Does she also think if she dyes her hair blue, her children will come out with blue hair? I'm curious as to how far her stupidity goes.
Epikouros 32
Einstein was wrong about the universe. I guess he was too stupid to look up the size of the universe in Wikipedia.
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, stick around for more FMLs from op.
lajaynay 15
Damn 86, I really hope you're ******* joking.
guy24 9
Are you a nun?