Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
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Top comments
irish_lad 16
Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance
cutycat136 28
How old is your sister? Even if I knew and it was still a small child, I do not believe it's appropriate behaviour for any child to be doing that and should not just be shrugged off as a phase.
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Comments (126)
jazalea8 16
It sounds like you are a minor. I would go to a school and talk to the school counselor. If she did that, and left proof, take pictures. The pictures could help later.
tamesenicole 27
Start putting cameras in your room since they don't friggin believe you
HUGBUG 23
I would never hit my sister lol
TheNewGuy03 29
Even if she was attempting to remove your access to oxygen with her bare hands?
TheNewGuy03 29
Your parents are awfully apathetic about this situation, which is disconcerting, to say the least. You can learn BJJ ... or better yet, lock your door if possible. She may try to get a weapon next time... This sounds like some shit out of 'The Conjuring.'
XBlackoutX666 7
Compared to what I would've done what you did was akin to a tap I'm not gonna lie if I were in that situation the aftermath would probably be...well let's just say it would be messy
uknownspider 9
Bro im not gonna lie I would've left blood stains on the floor
baahs101 4
Depends on how old your sister is.
cainchild 4
Op, if you're male you deserved it. As per modern beliefs on gender, you should be ashamed for not letting her choke you to death. Also it's hilarious..because it's a female trying to end you.
cutiepop8456 8
shes a BIITTTCCCHHHH
gizmodorner 15
beat her ass
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Stories like this are one of the many reasons why I think taking an iq test should be mandatory by law before becoming a parent. I'm sorry, but your parents must be beyond stupid if they think your sister attempting to murder you is a "phase" she's going through. On another note, I hope you got this situation worked out, since this story was written a year ago at this point.