Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, my car fob died on me when I was going to get donations because my house burnt down two days ago, FML
Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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MrSassypants 34
burn baby burn!
mrahhhhh 21
Well at least it was your CAR that was found, yet completely destroyed due to a fire. Now imagine if your CAT was found completely destroyed by a fire. That'd be worse... maybe. Depends what kinda person you are.
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Comments (69)
MrSassypants 34
burn baby burn!
ChubbyCake 5
I was thinking the same when I read this.
Xavi89 0
you need to put on a shirt.
ChubbyCake 5
I bet if I was thin you wouldn't say that.
mariah67067 0
how can i view My fml
Freeze_fml 17
#24, Duh.
americuzz 8
Omg you guys #24 is hott!! girl don't put a shirt on!! u got beautiful curves. no one wants to f*ck a skeleton!!
EvilDoll 7
#24 stop being bitter just because you're FAT and have a muffin top *looks again* or more of an overflowing tub of lard top you should ACTUALLY put on a shirt because having a picture like that only shows that a) you are a cheap wh*re b) you are completely comfortable with your body and c) you crave attention wan too much even if you were thin i'd tell you to put a shirt on because unchaste women are vile and disgust me
BenD0VER 0
OWNED by 33!
neoncookie16 0
shut the **** up you guys are so mean! and all of the guys who are commenting in her profile picture i wouldnt want to date you either because your all jerks. do leave her alonr she did nothing to you
MyFirstKiss 0
36-yes they need to get a lifr if theyre gonna say shit like that i know what my sis glambert1998 would be say she would be cussin up a storm if she saw that.
El_patron 0
33 win lol
Melaniee_fml 0
38, no one cares who your sister is or what she would do.
ChubbyCake 5
People act like I care what they say about me. Like I said on my profile don't state the obvious. All you people that comment on my picture just wasted some time on there life. I feel special. Have an great day everyone. Well you can say night.
ChubbyCake 5
their*
Vexation 0
People need to put proper clothes on regardless if you are thin, fat, male or female. You all give off the impression that you are selling yourself on a hooker site.
ooitastic 0
I always incorporate Burn Baby Burn with fires... Seriously.
heksail 0
she's hot
thewayitis_fml 0
she loses :( I'd give her a 7 out of 10 for that pic. You would probably look better in a shirt.
ChesCanadaEh 0
Atleast her picture is of herself :)
black_knight402 0
I would totally get in bed with cake, she's fiiiine as one can get.
anorexicbarbie 8
51 Eww.
BallinJ 0
Yeah
Daerauko 0
lol atleast she has breasts. so she's a lil chubby. no reason to be hatin.
stephanie0613 0
52, why are you always hating on chubbycake. God someone can't be comfortable with their own bodies because then the skinny bitches have to come and talk shit! Leave her alone, I'm tired of people always talking shit because someone is not super skinny.
anorexicbarbie 8
Are you mad that I'm not giving you attention? You're gross too, and you look insecure.
cgs_fml 0
wow that sucks
FMLandurstoo 9
YDI for having a car
MyFirstKiss 0
you look similar to monty pitman
MrPhucked 0
o.o YDI?
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
Damn. Sucks bro. FYL
Yopapa 0
stinker
puffydude1 0
YDI for being a shut-in
rawrcookiemonste 5
awww FYL!
breakingakajav 0
roflllll sry that was funny but yes, fyl
uhhh_awkward 0
Oh no! That's terrible OP!
mrahhhhh 21
Well at least it was your CAR that was found, yet completely destroyed due to a fire. Now imagine if your CAT was found completely destroyed by a fire. That'd be worse... maybe. Depends what kinda person you are.
cageddreamz 4
lol... WTF?
mrahhhhh 21
Thank you, that was what I was going for :) .
WolfsGuns 0
i LOLed when i read this
metal8214 0
if that's the case, im taking OP's cat next :)
ifuckuprandomly 28
Meh, least I didn't have to cook it