Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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FuckYourLife30 13
Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder
fantita495 19
She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.
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Comments (104)
FuckYourLife30 13
Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder
urdirtyolduncle 15
Your friend's having her happy meals & her boyfriend's loving it while your just sitting on your WHOPPER.
BassinBoy14 13
"Friend".. What's that word mean and where can I purchase one?
XBurytheCastleX 25
Nice picture.
bazoo42 25
Leave them and go get fries.
Daniel589 7
Don't be a 3rd Wheel
incoherentrmblr 22
It took 4 wheels to pick them up. Use them to get a double quarter pounder meal, which will include fries...
fantita495 19
She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.
LostMy_Marbles 24
Just have to leave, get Maccas and send lots of photos saying "you're missing out, enjoy your walk home"
headofmedusa 15
Amen.
gpg5 19
Go home Australia. You're drunk.
princesspeachxox 18
Don't stay there! Ditch them instead of being awkward third wheel...
birdybirdchirp 18
as long as she goes and gets the fries she won't be alone..
urdirtyolduncle 15
The third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability
Mauskau 36
I would've left her there, but then I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if something happened to her. So, I wouldn't get him in the first place.
Zerizle 19
#19 I don't understand that reference.
abattior 18
what a bitch.
TiaBug 13
*McBitch
feitan98 13
No it's McCunt.
mkymouse90 17
mmmm frys..
Dozer1988 14
Fries before guys, foods before dudes. This is the cardinal rule.
brandoneyez1 25
I would gave been long gone to the Golden Arches without them. You had nothing to lose.
jackycat 17
Sounds like my former friend. She used me to get away from her strict parents to see her boyfriend, or get away from the boyfriend to see other boys.
dragonrider1959 18
At first I thought, "oh she was just trying to get her boyfriend's comfort but then ohhhhhh....
briang959 47
That McSucks!