Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
Today, I finally conquered my fear of spiders by catching one in a cup and releasing it outside. Feeling proud of my bravery, I proudly showed my accomplishment to my roommate, only to realize it wasn't a spider but a piece of lint. I screamed louder than I would have for a spider. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
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suaveneanderthal 0
what the hell did you think the moth was going to do? Upon seeing your precious air conditioner the moth was supposed to go out and buy you a new one? "The moth flew away" what a great way to end that story, i was expecting it to suck your balls in gratitude, not selfishly get the **** away from the place that it had first been trapped and then had been freed by a ****** giant.
teiso_fml 0
Why is the life of the moth more valuable than the life of the spider?
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Comments (152)
kbaker90 0
Dude, where the hell did you get an air conditioner for $300? The cheapest I've found an air conditioner was for $3,000. Anyway, if it was going to fall out, it would have fallen eventually, probably the next time you opened the window for whatever purpose.
Person1233 13
My air conditioner was $99
bexox 0
Haven't you ever seen a window unit?
suaveneanderthal 0
what the hell did you think the moth was going to do? Upon seeing your precious air conditioner the moth was supposed to go out and buy you a new one? "The moth flew away" what a great way to end that story, i was expecting it to suck your balls in gratitude, not selfishly get the **** away from the place that it had first been trapped and then had been freed by a ****** giant.
totalbadass 0
ROFL at number 10, you win sir.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
he probably is a ******* emo that wanted to make friends with the moth
sheheartsthings 0
lmao thank you for saying this. I was going to say "Lol the moth flew away. What a shocker."
alexandraa_fml 0
LMAO #10
sarcdude 3
yeah, #10's comment wins this one
i_love_you143 0
this person has so many fmls i see them all the timee.. im starting to think she makes them up..
cowgod 0
it was supposed to turn into a sexy genie and fulfill all ur wishes. duh. that moth is a *****.
LilaBear 2
You can get aircons in Australia for $300 and seeing as the US dollar is better than ours I'm sure the OP could get them for cheaper in the US...
BeNice87 0
Kbaker... What the hell kind of AC are you buying? If you bought one for 3000 you got completely ripped off. Any AC I've ever bought has been under $200.
cutiepie1311 0
lmfao!!!! I loved the ending,it sounded so innocent and pitiful haha shitty ac too sucks for u in the summer
validus 0
lol, most moths have a defence system to get out of spiderwebs. kinda pointless, and you might have damaged it's wings.
cheertime44 0
thtss my name tooo :) btw ur prettyyy
skyttlz 32
10 made me lol and 15 was funny
piemasterp 8
YDI for not having a real air conditioner
ShadyFTW1 0
Today, while strolling innocently down the street, an air conditioner fell out of the ******* sky and busted my skull. I woke up in a pool of blood with bird shit on my face and a moth fluttering on my nose. Then the moth flew away. FML
cwl727 33
How do you know how many FML's this person has?
expen_dable 0
why are there moths and spider webs in your house
Person1233 13
My sister used to have a spider in her window.. She named it Dante and it stayed there for months o.O
polico_wolf 0
you've clearly never owned a house
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
maybe your house is filled with moths, spiders and spiderwebs but mine isn't. that's nasty, you should probably get rid of those spider webs polico wolf, if you cant get a girl that might be why.
mintyowlgirl 20
Op is a girl
cj75 18
#90 my house is filled with webs but I have gotten plenty of girls. but then again I got the girls after my house's once a year dusting and then over time the webs returned and the girls didn't care
teiso_fml 0
Why is the life of the moth more valuable than the life of the spider?
BeeSkwaird 0
OP could have killed a person, with her idiocy.
krissypoo 0
bummer! also, window unit ACs are not $3,000... $300 is even expensive, imo!
_strawberry99 0
um why didnt you go to a different window.. instead of the one withh the AC? haha duh its gonnna fall out...
Lehk 9
YDI for not following the directions when installing your air conditioner, they come with mounting and securing hardware for a reason, just shutting it in the window is both inefficient and unsafe.
scriph 12
Most just shut in the window... However, opening said window is guaranteed to make it fall.
expen_dable 0
hahaha that gave me a great visual thanks
Nakedsquirrel 5
Natural blonde?
NeW_Daddy 0
I would have watched the spider eat the moth.... its like national geographic in my own house
Fabby_fml 2
Isn't the moth flying away a GOOD thing?
cj75 18
i think that OP was more concerned about the AC