Today, I woke up to a horrible smell only to realize that my dog had peed all over my leg cast during the night. I can't get another one because the closest doctors are all on Christmas vacation. Guess this is an early Christmas present from my dog. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Get yourself some hydrogen peroxide, saturate the areas where the urine is, then saturate the same areas with a pet odor deodorizer. Perhaps try some baking soda coated on there to absorb odors?
emmeelgee 10
I got a pen cap stuck in my cast when I broke my foot. I have a scar now. I think you have it worse... Sorry OP.
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Comments (41)
lantz4levi 19
Baking powder!!!! Shit works for any smell and it will dry it
wontmakeitalone 10
When I had a leg cast that I accidentally got wet, I went to urgent care and they cut the cast off and put a splint on it until I could go to my doctor's office. You might try that! A wet cast isn't good for you to begin with, I'm sure dog pee is just that much worse.
Railroader 16
Sounds like Urine a lot of trouble.
johan_the_pirate 8
Get a skill saw and cut the cast off.
TomeDr 25
And potentially make his injury more severe. Sorry but that would be a very dumb thing to do.
Sparx1_1 16
any pet store will carry enzyme cleaners to remove dog urine
jvanevery 19
just be glad he's not a cat they smell a lot worse and it doesn't come out
TomeDr 25
Go to the ER and tell them how your cast was damaged. They'll help you out.
Iamnotfat 16
He claimed it, your leg +cast now belong to him, lol
Charlie_06 3
Hey OP you should go to an emergency to get it changed. I am an orthopaedic nurse and with the cast being wet your skin underneath will be breaking down. Believe me it is horrible to deal with and can lead to a nasty skin infections if left untreated.
bbloomquist97 9
If it's a water proof cast just rinse it with hot water but don't use soap, if that gets in your cast you'll painfully itch nonstop for hours abd won't be able to scratch it.