Today, I woke up to a horrible smell only to realize that my dog had peed all over my leg cast during the night. I can't get another one because the closest doctors are all on Christmas vacation. Guess this is an early Christmas present from my dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Get yourself some hydrogen peroxide, saturate the areas where the urine is, then saturate the same areas with a pet odor deodorizer. Perhaps try some baking soda coated on there to absorb odors?
emmeelgee 10
I got a pen cap stuck in my cast when I broke my foot. I have a scar now. I think you have it worse... Sorry OP.
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Comments (41)
sturschaedel 27
I bet you are pretty pissed on your dog. I know I would be. I hope you find a way to get your cast changed!
LPac5295 27
That would piss me off (no pun intended). Try to scrub the areas with the urine on it with something to get the smell out. Best of luck!
AwesomeBlossom16 6
Try going to a hospital ER if you can- they can do this kind of stuff and the ER never closes! Good luck...
wheelz12367 6
spray it with like a whole can of febreeze
moocowmilk0 19
You can always use febreeze to mask the smell :s
buckdharma 38
Now that you smell really bad, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to use public transportation. It's a unwritten law.
ko051598 20
At least your dog thought of you, my cats hide and never come out too see me
yeongji 31
Not an ER case, but if I was you, I would go to the nearest one to get it replaced. The smell is only going to get worse over time and being in a cast soaked with urine is not hygienic either.
SataySticks 13
You should be able to head to A&E. They should change your cast for you if it's really bad.
tlnorman 18
Maybe try looking up online any home remedies that can help make the smell less potent, I know baking soda can help eliminate the smell in a fridge, I doubt you're the only unfortunate person who's naughty dogs have done this.