Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
kultyre 7
Leave a ***** with a post it note on it reminding him he's easily replaceable as well.
boating_guy 33
A girl who plays video games and is good at them? He's a lucky guy...
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Comments (102)
BloodyNimrod 6
I highly doubt he gives a shit if you "beat him on xbox". It was probably a joke, yeesh, girls these days.
Thunderbaps 6
he sounds so pleasant, I hope you guys are still together...
TheFinnishFlash 5
Funny, he lost to a girl on X-box who cant even spell Xbox......
Comoke1024 19
Remind him that the magazine is a more challenging opponent.
MinaGermania 12
Crybaby :/
pinksparkl3s 6
I would've bought a ***** and put a post it that said "so are you" and left it on the counter next to the magazine
arcobinksies 6
Hahah I guess sometimes boys don't seem to grow up l, it's quite cute actually. I have an 18 year old brother and a 4 year old brother and they get along really well when it comes to playing games !
Rammer3500 23
If all you are to him is a sex toy then he isnt worth your time
Richtofen115 16
I would kill for a girlfriend who was better than me at any video games
Rammer3500 23
If thats all the value you hold to him you'd be better without him