Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cowgirl_Up37
United States
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
mylifesuckssss
United States
HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
themcdave
Cranfield, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
KasSmoke
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Justin, United States
What am I doing with my life?
Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Cereal killer
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Fillifilo
France
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Anonymous
United States
Freakout
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
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enonymous 9
GET IN MAH BELLY!
iAmScrubs 19
hey froot loops, SHUT UP
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Comments (271)
BWill9014 4
See, this is why your girlfriend left you for me Billy
tencalories 3
wow you sir are a moron
johnnie254 7
had zip to do with the post... stay on topic, fool!
fatalkiss 0
Was it lucky charms? Were there no rainbow parts so you couldn't wonder about double rainbow? Is that what got you down?
jerseyboy732 16
happens bro.. don't worry
Dethh 0
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal...
Cjeezy 0
lol don't even start it..
Cjeezy 0
lol don't even start it..
poweys 0
lol I was expecting this
j_cat187 20
gotta smoke my bowl
ichikibobivopula 0
everybody's Russian
short_n_crazy14 0
lmao (:
cptmorgan15 2
I did that once, except it spelled ooooooooooo right back at me. Damn cereal mocking me.
CSRozell 4
nice
ladyluck82 9
you're hilarious! ;-)
brini_20 1
LOL!
surge48 0
It was actually Rice Crispies and they replied woth "Snap, Crackle, Pop!"
shakeTHEworld 12
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal!! IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY, GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY. Sorry, couldn't resist. lol.
Perdition 4
I will send people to find you and hunt you down. Enjoy the rest of your day.
vtoslayer_fml 8
isn't finding someone and hunting someone down the same thing?
california283 6
I read this comment an hour ago. I've been singing the song in my head ever since FML. I hate you.
flighted 1
FRIE DAY, FRIE DAY
FreebirdIII 1
My hand is a Dolphin!!
instnt1nfction 17
we're all Russian!
california283 6
lol?
EKS1572 0
seriously? it's either funny or it isn't, make ip your mind!
kenflynn21 3
wait until they yell back.....thats when it gets weird but funny.
Calyx_fml 22
I can't remember the last time I was angry. Maybe 2-3 times in my life (43). It is not necessary. Stop feeding it and it will go away.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
so what you're saying is he needs to stop eating cereal?
CateXOX 0
55- No, apparently he needs so stop FEEDING the cereal. Or maybe the anger. Either way, I doubt 32 is angry that little. Anger is a natural emotion.