Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cowgirl_Up37
United States
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
mylifesuckssss
United States
HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
themcdave
Cranfield, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
KasSmoke
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Justin, United States
What am I doing with my life?
Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Cereal killer
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Fillifilo
France
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Anonymous
United States
Freakout
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Top comments
enonymous 9
GET IN MAH BELLY!
iAmScrubs 19
hey froot loops, SHUT UP
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Comments (271)
jackchaskell 0
Admit it, you punched the cereal box because the rice krispies guys gangbanged your girlfriend...
sparkieforever 0
someone didn't get enough sleep!
fairman 5
ahaha!! ur my new best friend
GabbyCharityM 0
RICE KRISPIES, STOP YOUR SNAP CRACKLING AND POPPING AND GET IN MY BELLY FOOLS!
daminantion 14
ye- no
GabbyCharityM 0
You fail too kind sir. Thanks for my first thumbs down. EVER.
minij96 0
don't worry I do it to be yelling at the spoon when I drop it hah
james3458 3
what happened the night before to make you so pissed you were like "you know what F$@! cereal!"
sappy0 5
Don't be a flake, OP! It was just a dream so CHILL!! :P
welcomed 1
I'm sorry your pissed, but this made my day
lovin_darkness 0
OP is just mad cuz his Cheerios lost to those stupid mini wheats in boxing :)
nlr 9
do you need to talk about it?! I mean for all we know you could be going insane...