Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML
Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, after my dad insisted that the trash go out last night, even though I always take it out in the morning because of the stray dog problem in our neighborhood, I took it anyway to appease him. He woke me up banging on my door and screaming because the strays had thrown the trash all over the road in the night, and he blames me. FML
Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
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RitzyHoke 0
Your dad ROCKS. Period.
lottofee 0
muhaha i love your dad!
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Comments (206)
Emz_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA ohmyy. thats funny XD
Oliive_fml 0
OH, THAT'S ****** BRUTAL D:
JRSpaniel 0
Ouch, dude. But at least you were up on time!
mochie 0
At least you were on time today.
roblombardo 0
Ouch, that sounds painful. My dog stepped into a mousetrap once and fractured his toes. D:
Jimboom 12
Whats wrong with that? You told your dad a problem, he fixed it. I can but you will check the alarm twice now before pushing that snooze button again.
djx_fml 0
HAHAHAHA i love your dad
Sirrush 0
be glad it wasn't a rat trap, those things are so much more painful...
roblombardo 0
#20, did you have some bad experience with them?
Pastor_Rich 0
necessity is the mother of invention....becareful what you wish for, you just might receive it
slushpup9696 12
MacGyver is the father
Hazimius 0
He could have moved the clock away so you would have to get up to turn it off...
alex_vik 1
That never works, you just go back and lie down again. Or find some way to bring it over to you.
anniebananie 3
Agreed. When I move my clock to the other side of the room, I wake up late and totally disoriented, with my clock in bed with me somehow.