Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I put my laundry into the machine before work and came home eight hours later. The clothes were still sitting there, completely dry. I'd forgotten to turn the machine on. Somehow that felt worse than forgetting the laundry altogether. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
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Top comments
TubaTba 16
The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...
Capitan 15
Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.
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Comments (57)
AinzOoalGown 4
Well, at least you earned a perfect excuse to update your wardrobe! I'm sure you'll be perfectly fine wearing your birthday suit to the store ;)
FuKcMee 32
sadly sounds like you need to start taking your naps on top of the dryer
ChakatBlackstar 29
Why would someone break into your home just to steal a load of pants? There have got to be better ways to steal pants.
sailorsaturn10 5
He could be living in an apartment with a shared laundry room which anyone there would have access to.
rabbi1010 29
A lot of laundry rooms will have a sign posted stating do not leave your laundry unattended.
ChakatBlackstar 29
#16 but those have signs saying not to leave your laundry unattended...not to mention you'd have to be a complete and utter moron to leave your stuff where anyone can steal it.
gracehi 33
Damn gremlins and their insane lust for pants!
Smilez97 5
Check the video. There has to be cameras somewhere
UH60 26
A bunch of complexes (if we assume it's at his/her apartment have warning signs saying they're not liable for theft. Kind of like how the ones that have pools don't have lifeguards and that you're liable for your own safety/safety of your child. It's an extra cost for them. Wherever OP did laundry though, if it's got cameras, then by all means take a gander if it'll even help.
worldclassrager 41
I believe that wouldn't be the only thing missing...that's not very valuable...
chinaski7628 32
It is if you're pants-less...
llamingo 8
If you were in your house who else would have been inside?
graceinsheepwear 34
Sounds like an apartment in a building with a shared laundry room.
SyLord 13
Probably lives in an apartment, and someone else needed to do laundry, and took them home.
PANDORUM89 21
pretty sure that's why they say don't leave clothes unattended.
Goblin182 27
At least you didn't hit your head on the dryer.