Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I put my laundry into the machine before work and came home eight hours later. The clothes were still sitting there, completely dry. I'd forgotten to turn the machine on. Somehow that felt worse than forgetting the laundry altogether. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
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Top comments
TubaTba 16
The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...
Capitan 15
Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.
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Comments (57)
Hop6e 22
This is so sad.
justsayingbeach 15
So glad I don't have to leave my house to wash my clothes ?
DoomSkuller 28
Not just who steals pants, but who steals pants from someone's home? Is anything else missing?
Eliiara 11
Buying new pants can get expensive. Sorry op and hope everything works out.
Jethco 15
Mentioning that it was a public laundry might have helped.
ChristinePi 36
I hate that we live in a world where you can't even leave your things alone without worrying about someone stealing or messing with them. Sucks OP.
inolongercare 19
Where did the go? Why would someone steel you pants. And why would you wash ALL of your pants at once?
wolfy_fml 5
I always set the alarm on my phone when I am doing laundry. Even gave the alarm it's own ringtone... a few notes and the words "laundry day" from Dr. Horrible. It goes "broot doot, laundry day!" and gets progressively louder the more I ignore it.
IDerive 12
Better then trying to steal a load of your pants than a load in your pants...
lilloc 2
dont wash the ones you have on ??