Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I put my laundry into the machine before work and came home eight hours later. The clothes were still sitting there, completely dry. I'd forgotten to turn the machine on. Somehow that felt worse than forgetting the laundry altogether. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
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Top comments
TubaTba 16
The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...
Capitan 15
Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.
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Comments (57)
MaterMortis 6
Where in the world were you that your pants got taken
xbaconator9000x 16
Urgh American appartments.... Why do you not have your own laundry's?
ravenlyn 3
this wouls make sense if it happened at a laundry mat... but wtf.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
People keep asking who would steal laundry. In my complex, if you leave clothes unattended too long then kids will eventually come hang out in the laundry room and will take your clothes just to be little jerks. They'll throw them in the parking lot, on cars, in the trash, etc. Rarely will an adult take anything, and they'd have to be complete morons to take a load of someone else's pants thinking that they owned them.
randomcritic 14
Leave a note in the laundry room asking for their return, maybe they will feel bad and bring them back. I hope that it was an accident, where there any other loads of laundry in the machine at the time? If you're at college you should report it to the RA and the landlord if you're renting an apartment.
margeaux33 17
There are cameras there. Go to the landlord, and let him look at the footage. You'll find the thief :)
missmisery86 11
thats why i always just stay and keep an eye on it.
thathoeoverthere 7
Someone broke into a house to steal pants or into a cleaners, because if I were the robber I'd steal the good stuff, unless I was just doing it for fun to someone I hated that had not a lot of pants
sillwifly 7
Did you ever find them?
tinudaindian 12
That has happened to us, a lady took out all of our clean clothes and put it on top of the dirty table because we were a couple minutes late to get there and she put her clothes in it.