Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
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tdogg_737 0
ouch i'm sorry what a bitch if she is really that stuck up don't worry about her! find someone with beauty on the inside and outside! haha buuuuut on the other hand you were eavesdropping ( however its spelled) it was deff rude of her though
MichiganState 0
Wow, I can't believe someone would say that. That's when you just reply bitch
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tdogg_737 0
ouch i'm sorry what a bitch if she is really that stuck up don't worry about her! find someone with beauty on the inside and outside! haha buuuuut on the other hand you were eavesdropping ( however its spelled) it was deff rude of her though
DumDum999 0
that sux op
Assmilk 0
Those are the type of girls who get VD early...
Mnemic 6
She doesn't deserve you...
sam930 0
u mean he doesnt deserve her. just cause some hot girl dissed a merd doesnt make her a bitch. ur probably a gross girl who think ur so knolgdebul smart but u 2 r just a loser.
Jrbn 0
@82 Illeteracy shall prevail.
slushpup9696 12
Knolgdebul... wow...
similies06 0
#82- and you are the walking, living, breathig example that the girls you go after are like the ones OP are talking about and are dumb bitches.... because anyone who would date someone as intelligible as you is clearly a keeper. you're an idiot and honesty I hope you get hit in the head with something hard and terrible.
videokid2000 10
82 Your comment is so ironic.
AaronGuy 12
Hey, hey, guys, let's not be too hard on 82, he's probably one of five illiterate sons from a slutty single mother, kinda' like the girl from the FML will surely grow up to be; he's just defending what he thinks is a good example of how a woman should act, based on his own experiences.
MichiganState 0
Wow, I can't believe someone would say that. That's when you just reply bitch
jarofarts 0
how sad!
Seegtease 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You asked for it. Don't tell me you didn't know she was like that. That's why you don't say things like that to girls that don't like you. And you knew she didn't like you.
morgs1 0
wow now you're the bitch
lizzy8696 0
WTF how is he supposed to know she wld say tht if I were ther I woulda slapped that bitch and if I knew you id slap you to bitch!
khaoticpanda 28
I agree to this actually
OzzyTheGiant 14
bahahaha lol
jessebehere 0
look on the bright side she is probably getting knocked up by a drunk upper-classman right this very moment
applepie447 0
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once again, you deserve it because your name is evanescence and i hate that band. still, you have my sympathy. that was basically half my high school career with girls.
drinkupgorgeous 0
She's a freshman.
Rickytw100 0
That girls a bitch...forget about her!