Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
Today, my alarm went off at 6:30am. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year-old guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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perdix 31
Wolowitz? Bazinga!
misspulkadot24 17
Perhaps it's time for mommy to let go of baby. Because baby is 20 and baby can make his own decisions. Simplify it for her. Or else you will have to start wearing diapers and needing bottles.
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Comments (138)
mercC63girl 6
You're a child
Demonbart 8
#105 He's 20 and apparently he lives on his own. That means his mother has no authority over his relationship, so she should shut the hell up.
ckrider64 8
sounds like mom needs to let her little bird fly free
toaster012 17
Just a momma worried a tad bit too much
DDCA 24
Get a big dog, train it to jump on your mom and slobber all over her. Maybe she'll get the hint.
MakinMills 12
I wonder how the girl felt lol.
Contactbhama 2
You are 20. Your girlfriend might be visibly much older than you, even older than your mom. Momma got a reason to get mad at you. FYL
Llama_Face89 34
Wait... You own a house in the States at 20? Clearly you're doing something right!
Axel5238 29
Some parents are really over protective and can't treat someone as an adult no matter what. I feel bad for the OP my parents are the same way and I'm 30. Some parents are like that no matter what you do. Change your locks just in case and make sure you establish some ground rules.
Cysioland 8
Cut that leash!
Joshawott 21
You have your own house at 20? Noice. Respect. With your mum acting like that though, I can see why.