Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
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ThatsHowItsDoneS 2
That's a pain in the ass isn't it
dansythomas 6
You're ******
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Comments (260)
cariskunoichi 2
60 percent of the time, it works every time. Sex panther. Rawwwr.
Kuramasan_fml 12
Are you a girl or a guy? Most comments assume guy but the symbol is a girl with a guy, so you're a girl? Making it so awkward in a different way. @_@
timanddavelive 4
This is a poor way of trying to gain support to come out of the closet. You both know what happened, it's time to man up and start telling people the truth about you two being a couple in a relationship that has just gone to the next level
Major_Whupass 3
I think I know what happened...
n3rd4lifee 0
Does your asshole hurt?
owlfeatures 8
There's nothing wrong with experimenting. But like a friend of mine once said: "Can't remember what happened? Then nothing happened." :)
marramrammar 2
LOL - are you now walking funny, or does he have a shat eating grin on his face?
danialjavady 2
Haha I bet you guys just ****** all night!!
laksh211 3
HARD luck man.
SanpakuEyes 18
I think it's funny how a lot of comments seem to be assuming that 1) the OP is male 2) that he would be the bottom(receiver for those not in the know) if sex did occur (homophobia ftw) 3) that said roommate was attracted to the OP in the first place The ignorance is overwhelming.
jaredofmo 22
Thank you! For all anyone knows, they just slept in a bed together. One (or both) being naked.