Transportation, Smells and Fish: Stink bomb

Stink bomb

By Jenni - 02/08/2021 11:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML

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Monday 2 August 2021 18:42

Oscar Wilde said that fish and houseguests both begin to stink after 3 days, so you should be OK for two more days. He never said anything about waxworms, though, so they may be a problem.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 August 2021 18:42

Oscar Wilde said that fish and houseguests both begin to stink after 3 days, so you should be OK for two more days. He never said anything about waxworms, though, so they may be a problem.