Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I found out why I couldn't properly breathe nor sleep for the past 2 days. I'm allergic to the new kitty litter. This is the special litter I had to buy because my snowflake cat is allergic to all the other brands. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
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StrickenAza34 4
stick cyanide in his...
bekababy94 0
how did he get that much cat fur.?
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Comments (121)
iLoveFloyd 0
damn.
azmuth29 0
i am osssim
ryanmoore23 0
man that sucks
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
throw your xbox at him and say " well you got what you wanted " and make sure it knocks him out then super glue cat hair on him mwahahahshahawhahvjwhauahagrmdigagahahafksaha my wisdom helps all
ieron159 4
I like ur little bro :)
legonut4 0
skin him alive?
Sonfang 19
Wow, my little bro and I argue and fight but we've never tried to kill one another...hrm maybe he'll grow up to be an assassin? Hopefully he'll stop trying to kill you, try sharing with him.
lexie206 0
Haha, that's something my little brother would do to me. Except he'd do it to just be a jerk. Anyways- FYL op, that does suck
junkboy 4
if i had a little bro, and he did that, i would f*ck up his room then beat the crap out of that little brat. allergies can be deadly.
Ali_Br_fml 33
if I had a little brother, & he did that, I wouldn't have a little brother anymore. I'm allergic to cats and pollen and such. don't mess with my allergies!
tooGee24 0
it was worth the try I guess haga
MarkeiMark 0
and after you skin him, make the ****** walk on broken glass and salt. allergies are not to be played with!
iskusmarines 0
noscope ur bro repeatedly
deaper 16
I don't! I say you should beat the shit out of him!
ctFIRE216 0
beat his ass
MXXD17 0
sucks for you
TotalStar 0
YDI for having a little brother that plays xbox
d_dubz86 1
What's up with this picture? o_O
coolguy0040 0
ydi for not giving him your xbox
stevendsi 0
y would he
thebatboy 4
you jackass, why would he give away his x-box???
Eric123456789000 0
I hate people like you who say ydi for the stupidest reasons, if not no reason at all
GreatMelinko 0
sucks to b u. :/ can I have ur xbox? seems like it would solve all your problems,....
StrickenAza34 4
stick cyanide in his...
Schizomaniac 24
I wouldn't go that far...
sprawlguard 0
happiness lol
canadian_ftw 8
smart kid. but that does suck.
XxGingerBbyxX 0
what's tufts?
Suth3rnB3lla 0
like little balls or patches of something in this Cade he found little ball of cat fur in his pillow
BlakeeeDrummer 0
your plain stupid and u look like it
hanhanjr 0
u fail
bagofpopkern 18
It's not that big of a deal. Calm down. ^^
bekababy94 0
how did he get that much cat fur.?
anorexicbarbie 8
Cats leave their hair everywhere..
saywhaaat_01 0
hahaha smart little brotherr ;P
Jegro 0
nice ****
WhyTheFace4 0
How can you tell? Do you have X-ray vision? I never thought it would work on pictures. That's crazy!!
JustinKingr 0
no the brother is dumb... throw the xbox in a river and get a PlayStation 3
Luissoto 0
ps3 is gay