Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I had an interview. Another applicant shook my hand, saying, "May the better man win." I smirked and said, "Thanks, I plan to." I turned and saw the interviewer. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I had a job interview. As I walked in, I confidently shook the interviewer's hand, only to say, "I'm doing well, how are you?" before she'd even asked me how I was, or even said anything. The rest of the interview was pretty much a blur of awkwardness. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, trying to sound confident, I shook the interviewer’s hand and said, "Nice to meet me." I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
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perdix 31
He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!
shirogoma 0
Really professional of you for wearing a low cut top.
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iBimmer 0
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iBimmer 0
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rocky21 0
where do u work at that allows that kind of dress code?
hate_spoons 0
at least he didn't stare.....
haley188118 0
7- anywhere? women are allowed to wear low cut tops, her button came off she didn't choose for it to happen dipshit.
alliewillie 22
I agree - why would you wear a low cut top to interview new people? is that the first impression you're going for? Doesnt seem very professional.
tanner11111 0
hahaha score
Katie_chan 0
lol... I bet he wasn't prepared for that.
iBimmer 0
and YDI for being a ****!
NObeeS 7
lol poor guy
myschyveus 0
yeah I think he earned it. no telling how hard it is to focus on an interview like that. pun intended.
ballerboy20 8
pics or it didn't happen ...
VaGino432 0
I bet you got some tig ol bitties tho.
FreePali 0
46- This is completely off topic, but your hairstyle is eerily familiar to Justin Beiber's. it's kinda distracting. Does it burn your scalp?
ManBearP1g 0
YDI for giving him "a hard time" ;)
kwhinery 0
me?e
ShadyFTW1 0
Or maybe you're ugly as hell and the view was making him sick. Stop assuming you're irresistable OP. If u were hot he'd love to shake your hand
mexicutioner123 0
pics or it didn't happen
xNephilim 19
"nursing his appreciation" = jerking off. Yeah. I bet he'd love to shake her hand after that. Or maybe even WHILE doing it.
iGreen_Day 0
#103 no you tard, you don't get boners from looking at ugly people. poor interviewee though
katt4 1
please 103. u'd stare too as long as u got to see ****!!!!
B4SK3TB4IL 0
DID U NOT NOTICE THAT HIS EYES WERE ON UR RACK!!! I wish I had boobies so I could stare at them without getting dirty looks
EricErection69 0
71 win burning if the scalp
I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0
pics or it never happened..
_HeadShot_ 0
oh thts funny... I went for a job interview today and go really shy and nervous after seeing my boss's nice *******
abbyelizabeth 9
He probably REALLY wants the job now.
reneetlovesyou 30
Poor OP? I think she deserves it. You can be cute but professional without wearing lowcut tops. Especially if you're in a position of interviewing people.
ILovesMahBridge 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you're American, you could probably sue for that.
NemuiTM 0
..? :o
mintcar 10
Hahahaha. Truth.
starile 20
Sue for what? What the hell are you talking about?
dodgewama 0
anything u friggin americans sue for air ! . . just being a nazi here :p not being racist (A)
screwlife23 0
American is not a race.......
Astroman129 7
"American" is a race. "Catholic" and "Jewish" are races. A race is basically a group of people together based on something that defines them, like brown hair, blue eyes, etc.
5t3ff1k4h 45
127 - Not even close.
mageoreh 0
129 - Typical know-it-all, except in this case you have no ******* clue what you're talking about.
5t3ff1k4h 45
132 - It appears you don't. I know exactly what I'm talking about. Care to enlighten the world with your thoughts?
slientRequiem 0
whoa, buddy ur off by a longshot
slientRequiem 0
tht was for 127
rob780202 0
you can't sue somebody for looking at you that's just stupid
Lenoraa 0
actually, she could lol. American is not a race. i asked a history teacher last year and he said no. he could sue though and call it, harassment. it's sad but true. people sue for silly things nowadays.
IsaidSTFU 0
127 - You're an idiot, at least use google or something before you say something that stupid...
REX50ROC 0
are u an idiot? it says she is from australia
Jester epic_151 11
Yeah lmao americans sue for something like 'i crashed my bike into them and it dented it ever so slightly and i demand $2000 for it' like lmao
Jester epic_151 11
In america you probably can, almost definitely cos you can sue for almost anything there (probably falls under harassment?)
shirogoma 0
Really professional of you for wearing a low cut top.
ManBearP1g 0
Well that actually depends on the proffession
taracm 0
Her top button fell out. It's not necessarily her fault.
aquari 0
she was still wearing a low top shirt
Fizzy56 0
98.... you're gorgeous
x3ShanTastic 0
165.... it's photoshop.
DiscoRanger 0
173- Or not her.
Link5794 18
Or both.
reneetlovesyou 30
165, you could message her that. No need to comment on the FML seeing as it's totally irrelevant.
sapphirestar 0
be more alert next time!
perdix 31
He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!
Schizomaniac 24
Perdix with a boner? Huge surprise there.
perdix 31
Don't worry, guys, the fact that dudes are thinking about my boner made it disappear.
sadistmonkey 19
he deserves it for not using his left hand to do that (so he can shake with his right)
imaginaryvoice 18
I didn't know perdix got boners. Lol
green_eyes124 0
Haha I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Perix I will pay you to not take that new job! The thought of missing these comments is just too sad for words.
green_eyes124 0
Dang it. *Perdix*
perdix 31
Thanks, green_eyes, I think I'll be able to sneak a little time at the new job to keep up with FML. A pretty woman offers to pay me to comment on FML? I got my boner back!!!
green_eyes124 0
My name is Lauren, and, personally, I think everyone should get together and donate to see your comments along with some others (Mercy, Chaos, Anna, and some others). It's really entertainment and other people get paid to entertain right? Haha... just a thought.
Slappyzezima 0
oh I get it! ivote has zezima and fml has perdix! exept zezima is banned now :(. I still think zezima was funnier though :)
perdix 31
That's a great idea, Lauren, but with my luck, I'd get fired from my job as a professional FML commenter for making engineering calculations on company time! Hahahaha. Your positive feedback is gold to me.
green_eyes124 0
Nah, you'd get privileges. I'd be the chief of staff : ) haha I've been told that I'm a good self esteem booster : )
green_eyes124 0
Plus, every one knows your the God of fml, I though you'd be used to the positive feedback : )
perdix 31
Oooh, privileges ;) I like the way that sounds. I guess I picked the wrong day to wear tight khakis to work -- I won't be able to walk around while I'm thinking what those privileges might be. And while I am flattered you believe I am divine, I am just a dude, and every bit of positive feedback makes me smile and warms my heart.
Nosmo75 4
Roll on the job interview... ;P
PeeNaught 3
Sorry perdix I think you and doc Bastard are on the same level ground when it comes to being the kings of Fml...
ltsmark 0
Niiiiiice.
Quest_ 13
You're going to cop a lot of shit from commenters regarding the lowcut top. But you definitely don't deserve to have to deal with some freaky pervert gratifying himself DURING A JOB INTERVIEW.
Horde 8
OP got what she (accidentally) asked for: a boner. Dress properly and you won't have to deal with involuntary body reactions.
5t3ff1k4h 45
...And what happens if she had been dressed properly in a nice, conservative blouse? For all you know, that could have been the case and the button could have popped off at work.
Horde 8
"I had lost the top button on my _low_cut_top_" Also, calling a guy "freak" for an erection is like calling a girl "****" because her **** hardened in the cold: its a reaction
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
but it wasn't the case because she specified she had a low cut shirt. in this case she deserved it
Quest_ 13
I called him freaky because, incase you didn't catch it while reading both the FML itself and the second half of my comment, the OP indicated that he was masturbating. Despite what you so desperately wish to believe about me, I don't think men are perverts for getting erections.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
understood now. didn't quit read it good enough. my apologies.
Horde 8
I understood you in the first place, but still find hard to believe that he were masturbating during the interview. At the end the OP emphasizes that he were reluctant to shake hands, probably because he were busy hiding his boner.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I interpreted "nursing his appreciation" as "trying to conceal his erection so I wouldn't think he was a pervert". But what do I know? I'm a giraffe. Hey, OP: YDI for not selecting your clothes more carefully, for being attractive, and for having a nice rack. There are 3 things you must do to fix this situation: 1) provide us with some pics (or it didn't happen!), and 2) fornicate with the man who wants your body so badly that he can't hide it, and 3) make him a nice sammich afterwards.
5t3ff1k4h 45
Low cut doesn't always mean slutty or skanky. Low cut, depending on just HOW low cut the top is, could be suitable for work.
CaRMeN415 4
mustve been a good interview for him, even if he didn get te job!