Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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Top comments
lolmigosh 15
Common sense doesn't seem to be so common anymore
jessherself13 21
How do you forget the only reason you are driving to the vet?
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Comments (120)
birdfreak 24
How did you forget your cat? :o
GutiCorp 4
An hours drive and you didn't stop and think to check on the car once?
ThatFancyPenn 18
That's just like forgetting your back pack when leaving for school..
ileenefudge 29
I have done that before....
deusmorae 3
Cat deserved it. Those things are evil.
Chloe555_fml 27
Please go back to your village.
JaegerMayCry 13
That's just purrfect.
thatdangmexican 18
Leave.
perdix 31
#51, I liked it. If you don't like a comment, just thumb it down and move on. Don't try to make people leave.
katyehh 8
The amount of puns is ridiculous right now.
perdix 31
#75, some people are getting fur-ious about it, and that could be a cat-alyst for the mods to claws down the comments!
NoFlippinWai 24
81 lets not get carried away with a litter of puns in one comment save some for the the children or it may be catostrophic.
taziiscool 5
Facepalm.
peacejunior 12
You just get carried away didn't you?
joopjoop 19
I'm gonna have to say ydi. if I was bringing my cat to the vet I would be making sure she was safe and as comfortable as possible on the drive. you didn't think of your cat once in the hour long drive? your poor kitty!
SixthSinEnvy 39
Your username is 'wasted_gas'. Is that seriously the main issue you're concerned with here?
cmayer 20
Luckily that's impossible.