Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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Top comments
lolmigosh 15
Common sense doesn't seem to be so common anymore
jessherself13 21
How do you forget the only reason you are driving to the vet?
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Comments (120)
jennababe98 9
How does that even happen? Is the cat not the only reason you're going to the vet? YDI
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI: now the cat has to suffer more due to your lack of common sense
WhatsHerName435 8
You're an idiot...
brittanyrose329 17
That's something i would do, actually.
speckledots 29
Since when do jokes make sense? In my experience jokes go outside the boundry of sense making, which is what makes it funny. Dont take everything so literal and serious. You end up being the party downer that everyone avoids Because you can't take a simple joke.
thrlyrist 6
FHL
TXfmylifer 10
I thought women had better memories than men. I assume you're a woman since you attempted to take your cat to the vet instead of a dog.
sc3ptical 30
F your cat's life. Poor kitty :(
Blink_me26 21
I know right, so many people saying how stupid OP is. It's alright OP, hopefully your cat forgave you!
NodakN8V 25
That's one pissed off pussy