Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
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Top comments
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
YDI because you're a retard.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
your dog probably hit the lock button.
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Comments (58)
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
YDI because you're a retard.
BlackMoon_fml 9
I second that. Bitches be crazy.
peterkaay 0
exactly...
adddadancer 0
YDI cuz u suck at life
TooAsianMane 0
dont lie. your trying to cook the dam thing so you can eat it. shame.
cutiepie31296 0
ur picture scares me :O
tyronnK 0
dats Cali, I'm sure u can find sum1 dat can break into ur car in 5 secs of searchin
corndawg 2
people be crazy
TookiMyCooki 0
*people can be crazy
Britney_0 0
what kind of a retard manages to do that?
syedlink27 0
I want you in class
stephanie0613 0
Wow **** your dogs life :(
AvAfan 14
Have you never locked your keys in the car? Everyone does stupid things sometimes. You don't have to call her a retard
RyanGaga 0
first?
marinus_fml 20
No you are not ******* first. Now gtfo.
peterkaay 0
I second that... ^^
Schizomaniac 24
You forgot biceps brachii, wrist extensors, and triceps.
MyFirstKiss 0
44-college win
pengiesully 0
fail
maphineRAWRS 10
naww your poor dog haha getting stuck I the car after it just had surgury. :(
ViiciousDreamz 0
Surgery.
mahimalil 0
wow OP you really suck!! Time to break in
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
your dog probably hit the lock button.
shaunosullivan11 0
OP is smooth ydi for being that dumb... how could you possibly do that?
The_Mitch 0
should have trained it to unlock the car.
FATSQUIRELL69 0
This a failure so badly, that it shouldn't even be on FML, it should be on fail website, like failblog.org
lol_ironic_life 9
Aww sometimes things like that happen OP hope you were able to get back into your car! :)