Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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lolmigosh 15
Common sense doesn't seem to be so common anymore
jessherself13 21
How do you forget the only reason you are driving to the vet?
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Comments (120)
cmayer 20
You're welcome.
WellThatSucked89 13
33. Do you understand Alzheimer's at all? It makes you forget everything. Eventually the brain forgets how to send signals to the lungs to inhale and exhale. People die this way quite often, especially in the elderly.
cmayer 20
Wow whatever people. No one was talking about Alzheimer's here. Do you want me to be specific? Normal, correctly functioning brains will force you to breathe if you stop breathing. The comment about nothing being impossible didn't even make sense and sorry I don't laugh at "jokes" that don't make sense.
nichollelovins 18
peice of shit owner much
sailorarctic 22
YDI, your first clue should have been the fact that you didn't hear your feline friend meow for the whole hour trip.
BrotherPhil 35
I wouldn't worry too much - our Prime Minister managed to do something similar with his daughter.
DocBastard 40
Cmayer - Please just stop. This is a humour site, and you don't seem to get that. So either say something funny or shut up. I vote for the latter.
worldclassrager 41
I've done that before...it happens...I bet your cat was pissed though....
Norvi 26
Also, what cmayer says is rubbish. You will start breathing again if you try to hold your breath, but if you stop breathing because you've had a heart attack, for example, your brain isn't going to save you.
FrankHotpants 31
I'm just wondering where you live that one has to travel an hour to the vet, unless it's your preferred one.
Mifflicious 18
That's nothing unusual, not everyone want to live in the city.
Jezzikah 11
I lived in a tiny town with under 2000 people, and we had a vet in town as well as one 20 minutes away. So even some small towns have vets. Wonder where op lives
NoFlippinWai 24
tiny town of 2000? uh... no. I grew up in a tiny town of 250. We had a gas station. Thats it. Nearest grocery store (and school) was the next town over (about 10 minute drive). And everything else was a minimum of a half hour. A vet came to town once a month but was booked solid because of the farms.