Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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Triipwire 0
So you can't spell meow and leave your clothes on the floor but the cat is the stupid one? Good job.
Link5794 18
Periods are disgusting. Cat.
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pepsie_fml 0
wash it.
jimmychunk 0
ewww! Cats at lazy.
NatashaTheGeek 0
yuck, and what is miaow?
damienwatkins 0
how did they deserve it? wtf
theian01 3
It's his way of spelling "meow"
reyemrein 0
This is why you need a dog. That is all.
CallMeHush 1
@35 This!
FYLDeep 26
Looks like Snickerdoodles will like this one.
sublimaze 6
YDI for having a cat in your house. the only good cat is a dead cat
The_good_times 0
Well, the cat must be retarded, because mine ALWAYS meows if it has to go and she can't because she's locked out/in or something.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
It seems your Step-Mom has obtained the Rare, Indian, Foriegn, Cat. They make sounds, weird sounds, Sounds that go like "Miaow" instead of "Meow". it is a Sacred Cat among it's royal blood line. It is allowed to relieve itself on any and everything. You should Respect it my friend. Your Uniform has now been enchanted by the powers of Royal Indian Cat Urine. We call that little number R.I.C.U. my friend.
Serec 0
Hmm..? Who's the flaming ******? :D
poooook 0
meow ?
Menick47 0
*Meow dumbass. Oh no I've become a Gramar Nazi! Nooooooo!
sc95060sc 0
hahahah miaow... wat a retard
jasonsaied 1
YDI for saying "miaow" instead of "meow"
in_wonderland 1
hahaha. exactly what i was gonna say.
riku3220 2
ITT: People who don't realize that animals have different sounds in different languages. Example: A cat sound in English is meow, however in Frech, it's miaou. A rooster in English is ****-a-doodle-doo, but in Spanish it's kikiriki.
beek35 0
idiot
MF12 0
The OP lives in California.
Dagon8 0
Throw your uniform and the cat into the washing machine...
cartermc17 0
kill the ******
SmellDaPurp 0
#83 is right, different cultures spell the sound animals make differently,
AndreaHaha 0
True; dogs are much better that sucks thoughh. ha
wts4brkfst 0
humbu
M4V3R1CKR13 0
#35 leave cats alone god! they can be nice stop being such a hater! >:(
boomerfeb13 0
I thought you were going to say that you found it dead but seriously get a dog
piepieburger 0
You spelt "what" wrong, and you're calling him a retard.
tweetbaby14 18
what the hell is a miaow? I thought cats went meow. stupid teacher taught me the wrong thing!!! or you just need a better spin n say I think it's called whatever it is you need a new one.
laurenheartsyou 0
115
nibawan 0
cat piss stinks like hell. fyl
FYLDeep 26
Go clean it up right meow.
yoogurtisgood 0
hahahaha ^ this made my day :)
PandasRtheShit 0
Get dog. Sell cat.
nenigrl 0
Cats are digusting. Period.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
Thank u 77# to explain yo these dumbasses
AlmothePirate 0
yea but your screwed if you ever do yardwork. the stupid things bury it and you unknowingly dig it up. at least dogs leave it where you can find it.
BongBlaster420 0
77 your dumb why would you pick up dog shit with your hand. you do what I do and teach it to shit in the woods. and kitty litter boxes smell like shit
SeedlessMe 13
ok, well our kitties go in the litterbox too... and then i gag and gag and try my best to hold my breath while i clean it--- on the other hand, my dogs go outside and make their mess in the backyard, and it decomposes. hmmmmmmmm.....
intothecrypt 3
77, If you're not attentive enough to take your dog out for a walk once or twice a day, than youre probably an old cat lady who's to bitter and wants a reason to be mad at your dog, which at that point you don't deserve. And my mother's yorkie ***** in a litterbox, so your point is ******.
Link5794 18
Periods are disgusting. Cat.
dudeman1212 22
Pussy?
Jimboom 12
Cat meet sack... sack meet river... problem sorted! :-P
damienwatkins 0
so you're the cat version of michael vick?
KurouTenshi 0
yeah, my kitty decided to poop in the chair in the garage :( he's an outside kitty now...
BongBlaster420 0
the exact same thing happened to me! why do cats shit on chairs?
OneHottBaby 1
eww FYL. ;P
trizzieb 0
Oh cat piss!
youthink_fml 0
YDI for leaving your closet door open and leaving your stuff on the closet floor.
NatashaTheGeek 0
Wow big deal