Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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lolmigosh 15
Common sense doesn't seem to be so common anymore
jessherself13 21
How do you forget the only reason you are driving to the vet?
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Comments (120)
ilytyvm 25
What I want to know is how OP didn't realize there was no yowling the whole way there. Most of my cats sound like they're being tortured for at least 10 minutes of my half hour vet trip... each way...
InsaneBolt 7
But than there was a twist! You OP ARE the cat. Dun dun dun!...
picturescrazy 24
..how is that even possible? Not once, you didn't check to see how your cat was doing on the drive over?
thewife5 19
We've all left the house without something important. Just be happy your cat was safe, and contained.. Although prob uncomfortable... And at least it wasn't a kid;)
siggy_mcsigx 22
You never turned to check on the cat in an entire hour of being in the car?
Raykyogrou03 12
What did the vet say, shall I give you a checkup instead?
neppy 6
I guess you have a remarkably quiet cat when it comes to car journeys. I'd know in a second if my cat wasn't in the car - he'd be yowling his head off otherwise (he loathes car rides). Still, a whole hour before you noticed you forgot your cat? Damn, that is a bit silly! But not the end of the world. Your cat was probably a bit bored and confused in its carrier but at least it wasn't in any danger.
tWest13 10
This is my favorite!
eternal_malaise 10
Good practice run.
jesse98 7
Simple jack