Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend had a nightmare, talking in his sleep about not hurting himself anymore or "auntie Nat Nat" will put him "back in the home with the mean doctors and the sicky medicine." WHAT THE FUCK? FML
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nightngale 0
Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.
abandonship 3
tell him to make his own damn breakfast!
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Comments (197)
hazelwolfeyes 0
holy crap. I wouldve then proceeded to grab a pair of panties put it on his head...walk into the other room while saying, Mcdonalds opens for breakfast... XD big girl panties!!!
Sapphy 0
finding a guy who actually cares is very rare
thingsthatrhyme 0
I guess if he's a douche, then I am too for agreeing with him. It was just a dream. Get over yourself.
IAmAJellyDonut 0
#71, no, he's a sexist pig because he doesn't listen to her and expects her to follow gender roles, where the woman sucks up her feelings and dutifully cooks for the man. #86, does that make it okay for gender roles to be there? Women make less money than men, therefore they shouldn't work and instead they should cook and clean for their significant others. Right. It's time men and women earned the same wages, each learned to cook for themselves, and men cared. To the OP, he's a douche! You're not acting childish at all. Nightmares can be terrible, and horribly realistic, and I'm sorry that it upset you so badly and that your boyfriend doesn't care.
skullbuster 0
Gender roles? If he were expecting her to follow gender rules, he would have let her blubber on about her 'feelings' for an hour. OP: Congrats for upholding the female stereotype so well you whiny ****!
_THE_MASTER_ 0
i agree, 71. Women need to grow the **** up in general. and women out there, don't even lie. if your b.f. came to you and said they had a nightmare, you'd listen, and then say something like, well, it was only a dream, man up. so, again OP, get on your big girl panties, and get on your knees. I'm all pent up and need some relief.
OwnzUrFace 0
Seriously, it was a joke. Jokes are suppose to make the situation lighter and they are often used when the joker can't relate. Besides, it was a DREAM. Now OP, put on your big girl panties. This is why guys turn gay. Lmfao, jk.
hendetta 0
How do any of you know that he was joking? Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. Believe it or not, people CAN be that big of assholes. If it was a joke, you deserve it for getting so bent out of shape. If it wasn't, you still deserve it for being with a guy who is such a prick.
harveywallbanger 0
Your boyfriend sounds awesome and hilarious.
canucksrule88 0
@94 If you want to remove gender roles lets be fair everywhere. Yes it would be better for men and women to have equal pay instead of women being paid less, but we should eliminate all gender roles and be fair right? Women should stop having men pay for dates, or pay for drinks in a club, or buy them flowers and gifts "for no reason" to make them feel special. Women should be equally expected to hold door open, be chivalrous etc, women should stop saying "you cant hit me because I'm a woman", etc.