Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
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Top comments
LissaMccracken 23
I think its too late for that...
GhostChickens 17
Why would your first instinct be to rip them off? Melt the wax, wash the wax away, whatever. Don't rip your eyebrows off, ouch! I feel sorry for you, dude, but you made a big mistake.
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Comments (67)
Wizardo 34
no cluckity McCluck cluck?
worldclassrager 41
Wear a hat...it is cold out...
hazardmuffin 21
Even if you didn't know that wax strips can be gotten off without ripping them, why wouldn't your first inclination be to try and find out if you could before tearing out your eyebrows? Try a little common sense next time.
Ghostcaptain 6
No one else notice this yet? "by I will find you and I will ******* **** y" OP wants to rage-incest. Unless there's a lot more to that sentence.
Nyx_fml 23
I would say it's "I will find you and I will ******* **** you up", but uhm... I guess it could be rage-incest as well. *looks away*
Ghostcaptain 6
"I will find you and I will ******* **** your homemade birdhouse up." Was the other one that came to mind.
rocker_chick105 31
I feel like Noor is referring to OP's weird name. Maybe I'm wrong.
ashliilynise 11
Instead of ripping the strips off, why didn't you just use baby oil to get the wax to break down? It would have saved your brows.
mhc91 10
How do you even deserve this
foxy_grampa 19
Maybe they were trying to tell you something
awilliams44 9
u could have just used water or something to get the wax strips off
katties 27
Wrong.
Mitsuko_Souma 4
Haha