Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
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Top comments
LissaMccracken 23
I think its too late for that...
GhostChickens 17
Why would your first instinct be to rip them off? Melt the wax, wash the wax away, whatever. Don't rip your eyebrows off, ouch! I feel sorry for you, dude, but you made a big mistake.
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Comments (67)
minesbiggerr 25
#34 since I'm on my iPod I cant see the full name but I think OP was trying to go for the famous quote of the movie taken " I will find you and I will kill you"
Muttley9 13
In my experience the one that asks you most about it and sympathizes with is most likely the guilty party; do something fun back to them when they least expect it :)
imchacon22 19
Should have used baby oil
tukies 28
Prank wars are the best! Time to put a chicken cube in the shower head. They will come out smelling like chicken, and have no idea where it came from.
jimfixedit 1
Family rules #1: Don't pass out with your shoes on
Dinoporeon 9
You must be a deep sleeper. Any sensitive touch to my face and I wake up. And don't worry, they'll grow back. Unless you get waxed in your sleep again.
Casablancas879 11
Look. If you go to pencil them in please. I am begging you. Get the right shade and fill them in nicely. Not half the pencil on one eyebrow but a few nice strokes.
sjonnemans 3
if you are dumb enough to not try and dissolve the wax you most def deserve it
aantthhoonyy 6
Money don't grow on trees..
ChevyRedneck85 13
I'm more curious to know what OP was trying to say in their username