Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
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Top comments
LissaMccracken 23
I think its too late for that...
GhostChickens 17
Why would your first instinct be to rip them off? Melt the wax, wash the wax away, whatever. Don't rip your eyebrows off, ouch! I feel sorry for you, dude, but you made a big mistake.
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Comments (67)
therealjc_fml 14
It would have been worse if they would have only done one.
perdix 31
Well, who's the stupid idiot who couldn't get wax strips off their eyebrows without ripping them off? Idiocy does run in families.
harshallmeim69 9
if you woke up in the morning and felt something on your eyebrows, you would immediately try to pill it off too. Pulling off the other one after realizing what you just did, however, is a different story. Maybe they just wanted it to be even?
crsb 4
You should've tried to heat them with the hair dryer then try to take them off.... that's such a nasty prank :(
evolute72113 9
Wax on wax off
SmuggletheBudgie 15
**** fuckity **** **** ****?
BreezyBgirl 8
Better some eyebrows than none. I'd do sweet revenge on the person who did that!
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, but she can't figure out which of her rotten family members did this. Guess OP will have to lock the door when she takes a nap from now on. If she sets up a camera to catch someone trying to mess with her, one of the pranksters in her family would no doubt post it online.
FireFlie07 20
Why the heck didn't you try something besides ripping them off? Most of the time olive oil, butter, or even just hot water removes them.
LiGhTMaGiCk 18
Every man has WD-40 and it works great for that.
zoegirl_455 30
Better invest in an eyebrow pencil until they grow back...
fakan 4
get a carton of crazy glue and go one by one family member just to make sure !