Girl-of-very-little-brain
Canada
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Hayleey_079
United Kingdom
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
LacrosseFAIL
Schaumburg, United States
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Kailey
United States
Check before you wreck
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
no one
United States
SO FRUSTRATING
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Anonymous
No pain, no sleep
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
shelbylove115
Nevada City, United States
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
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LolCakes111 7
OMG, is the wall ok?
jillianmathers12 13
Is it normal for you to wake up crying?
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Right_Click 12
"The petals fell to the ground and shattered like glass, and when I looked in the mirror, I was a beautiful milkmaid! Then I woke up crying, and I don't know why." This FML was obviously posted by the Snape Potter Puppet Pal.
Justforlolz 14
Yeaaa, that's why you don't look to your wall for comfort. Not exactly the best things to hug... or kiss, in your case.
L_BLACKOUT16_C 0
Sorry this happened to you.. OP did you have a bad dream? Or did you cry yourself to sleep cuz sometimes ik people who cry themselves to sleep and they wake up crying
Amberrae23 2
*facewall*
littlegold 7
That is funny... *facepalm* I should have thought of that!!! Ouch!
GoW_Chick 15
At least now if someone ask why your crying you have a good excuse to offer
cass1_l0ve 13
Well... On the bright side it wasn't a brick wall!!! :DD those hurt a lot more...
Right_Click 12
Do you speak from experience..? :L
Mr25_fml 14
you ma'am, deserve a thumbs down
SlaveToRetail 10
Apparently so do you. :)
sjhill 32
I've done that a couple of times too.
rubberduckie94 13
That must of been an awful dream.
Just_A_Panda 9
Jez. Is it possible to wake up crying and then ended up face-planting on the wall? How did you do that 0_0